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Post by Hallie on Jun 20, 2007 21:18:32 GMT -5
Hallie walked into the infirmary for about the ten bajillionth time, praying that she wouldn't run into House. She had a feeling he would insult her again. Sighing, she sat down and waited.
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Post by Dr. House on Jun 20, 2007 21:40:28 GMT -5
*House walked into the exam room. Seeing that certain teenager again, he heaved a sigh of annoyance and closed the door roughly.* "What now? No, no, let me guess...." *he made a dramatically thoughtful face as he sat down in a stool,* "you want the pill, right?" *House crossed his fingers as he waited for her answer.*
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Post by Hallie on Jun 20, 2007 21:44:22 GMT -5
Pill? What pill?
...Oh. Birth control, right.
She rolled her eyes. "It may be a little late for that, if I'm right," she responded agitatedly. She was not going to let this bastard intimidate her.
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Post by Dr. House on Jun 20, 2007 21:53:10 GMT -5
"Geez, lighten up! Getting laid is a good way to release endorphins and--oh, forgot. That didn't turn out too well the last few times, has it?" *House taunted.*
"When was your last sexual intercourse?" *he said, purposefully giving empasis on those words.*
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Post by Hallie on Jun 20, 2007 21:55:36 GMT -5
"Two months ago, before my boyfriend died." She smirked mischievously. "You know, you don't have to be jealous. It isn't good for you."
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Post by Dr. House on Jun 20, 2007 22:01:08 GMT -5
*House appeared to have taken aback.* "Jealous? Wait, of what? You're boyfriend being dead or you having had a boyfriend. Either way it doesn't make sense."
*He draped his stethoscope around his neck and took out a prescription pad and a pen from his pocket. He quickly scribbled a prescription for a moderately dosed birth control pill, ripped it off and handed it to her.* "These are for your ovaries. Cash that in at the nearest pharmacy once your pregnancy test comes back negative."
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Post by Hallie on Jun 20, 2007 22:02:51 GMT -5
"No. Jealous that I've gotten laid within the last couple of months, which is more than you can say, I'm sure—if at all. And how do you know I'm not pregnant?"
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Post by Dr. House on Jun 20, 2007 22:11:03 GMT -5
*House scoffed.* "Wow, 16 year-olds that are that proud about being sluts ought to have an award ceremony named after them. Whatever happened to clean, virtuous women?" *he said sarcastically.*
"Two months into a pregnancy, the female body begins to prepare itself for the birth by widening the hips," *he said plainly.* "And you're no where near the nice, voluptuous, pear-shaped body you should be two months in. If you haven't been barfing or tired consistantly, you shouldn't have anything to worry about."
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Post by Hallie on Jun 20, 2007 22:14:13 GMT -5
"Ummm, hello, this is eighteen seventy-something? Sixteen year olds can do whatever they damn well please with men. And I have been barfing and tired. Plus this is the Sueniverse. Besides, I've looked all over the city and there's nowhere else I can get a pregnancy test."
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Post by Dr. House on Jun 20, 2007 22:20:40 GMT -5
"Yeah... The year being eighteen seventy-something still doesn't excuse the fact that you have to way to take care of a kid if/when you get knocked up."
"Get some mint tea for the barfing, and some sleep for the fatigue," *he said getting up to leave.* "There's some testers in that drawer," *he pointed.* "Just in case I'm wrong. It's been known to happen ocassionally, you know."
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Post by Hallie on Jun 20, 2007 22:22:59 GMT -5
"The father left me money," she snapped back, deciding that she was done being cool with him. She snatched a tester from the drawer and went into the bathroom. She came out a few minutes later, holding the blue part up.
"You see?"
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Post by Emily on Jun 20, 2007 23:50:11 GMT -5
((What did Johnboy have to do? LOOK at a girl to get her pregnant?))
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Post by Hallie on Jun 21, 2007 0:04:48 GMT -5
((No. He just had to breathe the same air as her.))
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