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Post by Magda on Dec 3, 2007 19:10:57 GMT -5
"I vant a baby."
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Post by Dr. House on Dec 3, 2007 19:21:13 GMT -5
*House chuckled but stopped.* "You're serious..." *he said, realizing she wasn't joking.*
"Now I'm a little confused as to what you want: an end to vampiristic urges or... fertility treatments?"
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Post by Magda on Dec 3, 2007 19:27:21 GMT -5
"Female vampires can't ave children. Se men can go about sowing seir oats vherever sey please, but I can't even become pregnant."
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Post by Dr. House on Dec 6, 2007 0:24:10 GMT -5
"Hmm..." *House said, feigning interest.* "So, the oatmeal in this metaphor would be...?"
*House decided to drop his antics before he got pinned to the wall again.*
"If you pinky promise not to go all medival on me in the future--outside of the bedroom, I'll take samples of your body fluids and runs some labs. Deal?"
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Post by Magda on Dec 6, 2007 17:25:29 GMT -5
She stared suspiciously.
"Vampire fluids aren't hlike se fluids of se livink."
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Post by Dr. House on Dec 7, 2007 23:13:17 GMT -5
"You can't make that conclusion unless you own a microscope. Union rules."
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Post by Magda on Dec 8, 2007 17:33:12 GMT -5
"Do vah hyou vill. But if hyou fail, I svear I'll hrip out hyour reproductive organs and nail sem to se vall."
She glared at him for a moment and stalked out to make an appointment.
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Post by Dr. Wilson on Dec 8, 2007 17:34:00 GMT -5
"She seemed... nice," Wilson said hesitantly.
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Post by Dr. House on Dec 8, 2007 17:46:35 GMT -5
*House nodded approvingly.* "Yeah. Strangely enough I'm actually looking forward to losing my balls," *he said sarcastically.*
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Post by Dr. Wilson on Dec 8, 2007 17:49:04 GMT -5
"You two know each other?"
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Post by Dr. House on Dec 8, 2007 18:49:43 GMT -5
"Obviously. I wouldn't let someone I don't know pin me to a wall and threaten me like that," *House quipped.* "Oh, and thanks for you help."
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Post by Dr. Wilson on Dec 8, 2007 18:51:19 GMT -5
"I assumed you were used to patients reacting like that by now."
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Post by Dr. House on Dec 8, 2007 18:53:45 GMT -5
"Socking me in the face, kneeing me in the groin--yeah. Bearing fangs and hissing at me with a Romanian accent so thick I can barely understand--not so much."
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Post by Dr. Wilson on Dec 8, 2007 18:55:05 GMT -5
"The accent..."
Wilson shrugged.
"You've got to admit, she's attractive."
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Post by Dr. House on Dec 8, 2007 19:03:17 GMT -5
*House nodded in agreement.* "Her chesticles could probably own Cuddy's in a fight but don't know about the ass." *He shrugged and spoke passively.* "Doesn't really matter. Cuddy's is more readily accessible and she doesn't have a nasty habit of biting."
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