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Post by Dr. House on Dec 1, 2007 15:59:37 GMT -5
"Wow, you must be like a genius or something. I never would've figured out that drinking human blood to get-off was a disorder."
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Post by Magda on Dec 1, 2007 16:04:39 GMT -5
"I don't do it to get off!" she snarled, grabbing him by the throat and baring a pair of fangs far too long to have been filed that way.
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Post by Dr. House on Dec 1, 2007 16:12:13 GMT -5
*House tried his best to be show how freaked out he really was.*
"Look...I like bondage too but...this is getting ridiculous," *he said, struggling to talk under the pressure of her hand.*
*House turned to Wilson.* "A little help here..."
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Post by Dr. Wilson on Dec 1, 2007 16:13:22 GMT -5
"You think I'm getting involved?"
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Post by Dr. House on Dec 1, 2007 16:36:00 GMT -5
*House rolled his eyes.* "Some friend you are."
"Okay, okay. What do you want?"
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Post by Magda on Dec 1, 2007 18:30:00 GMT -5
"I vant hyou to elp me not need it anymore."
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Post by Dr. House on Dec 1, 2007 18:39:40 GMT -5
*House peeled her hand off of his neck.*
"Last time I checked, the only surefire way of curing vampirism was driving a stake through one's heart. But I'm guessing you mean the alternative..."
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Post by Magda on Dec 1, 2007 18:41:56 GMT -5
"I ave been livink off rats for six months now..."
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Post by Dr. House on Dec 1, 2007 18:50:33 GMT -5
"Street rats?" *he asked, sobering a little.* "I need to know. You might need meds for other diseases."
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Post by Magda on Dec 1, 2007 18:59:18 GMT -5
"Pet store rats. I fatten sem up on cookies, and sen I bite off se heads."
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Post by Dr. House on Dec 1, 2007 19:09:02 GMT -5
"Just like Jekyll did it," *House said sarcastically.* "Gotcha."
"Well, quite obviously, you're a vampire. If you don't want to drink human blood you're going to have to keep up your rat eating ways for the next...well, forever."
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Post by Magda on Dec 2, 2007 19:18:35 GMT -5
"Hyou're supposed to be se best sere is!" Magda snapped, seizing him by the collar.
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Post by Dr. House on Dec 2, 2007 19:47:49 GMT -5
"God dammit," *House muttered to himself as he slapped her hand away from his collar.* "There's probably a bunch of meds I can put you on that'll curb your little fetish but it'll also make you depressed for the rest of your miserable life. Is that what you want?"
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Post by Magda on Dec 3, 2007 13:16:14 GMT -5
"I'm alhready depressed, hyou insensitive fuck."
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Post by Dr. House on Dec 3, 2007 16:44:57 GMT -5
"Fine. Wanna be depressed-er?" *House snapped, purposely not making gramatical sense.*
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