Willy Wonka
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Gerik+Wonka=BFF! (L)
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Post by Willy Wonka on Aug 19, 2006 9:17:19 GMT -5
*peers out of window and awaits the first day of September, when all the Golden Ticket winners hopefully come to the factory* *looks at the remainingg 4 tickets that have to be distributed* *they read* WONKA'S GOLDEN TICKET Greetings to you, the lucky finder of this Golden Ticket from Mr. Willy Wonka. Present this ticket at the factory gates at ten o'clock in the morning of the first day of September and do not be late. You may bring with you one member of your own family...and only one...but no one else. In your wildest dreams you could not imagine the marvelous SURPRISES that await YOU!
*hums the same old tune that seems to be stuck in his head for an entire week* "Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka, hmm-hmm-hmm"
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Willy Wonka
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Gerik+Wonka=BFF! (L)
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Post by Willy Wonka on Aug 22, 2006 4:27:33 GMT -5
*Walks around and puts all his thoughts together* "So, I've given 3 away already. Number 1 I put in the boys bedroom and that girl-guy picked it up. Number 2 I gave to that French girl who's now going with that redhead girl. The catlike one. Number 3 I gave to the dark-haired girl eating Pickles and Ice Cream. That was kind of weird.
And that River-girl wouldn't even accept my offer of peace!" *sniffs* "Hmpf. Her choice."
*goes off to the Pickles and Ice Cream-room and orders 2 Oompa Loompa's to get him a taster*
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Willy Wonka
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Gerik+Wonka=BFF! (L)
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Post by Willy Wonka on Aug 23, 2006 6:25:24 GMT -5
I'm so happy! I got a BFF! Gerik! Jay! He's the Manliness Of The Opera! So number 4 of my tickets is him! *smile*
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Post by Charley C on Aug 23, 2006 7:42:27 GMT -5
*Walks up to the gates and bangs on them.* mmm I smell chocolate
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Post by Gerik on Aug 24, 2006 16:35:48 GMT -5
*skips up, Golden Ticket in hand, and stops in his tracks at the sight of Celia*
Honey, what are you doing here? I don't remember telling you it was ok to leave the Pad, young lady. And for the record, Willy Wonka is my BFF, not yours.
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Post by Raoul on Aug 25, 2006 17:09:56 GMT -5
((No one ever leaves Gerik's pad of love, not even his daughter!))
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Post by Charley C on Aug 26, 2006 11:49:21 GMT -5
*Sees Gerik and giggles seductively* Oh, hello dad. I saw Mr Wonka at our house and decided to pay a visit back. *She looks around.* I mean, OH WHY WILL YOU NEVER LET ME GO OUT DADDY!, IS IT BECAUSE OF YOUR FACE?
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Willy Wonka
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Gerik+Wonka=BFF! (L)
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Post by Willy Wonka on Aug 26, 2006 13:48:11 GMT -5
*notices people outside and gets the microphone that is linked to the loudspeakers to the square in front of his factory* "IT'S OPEN ON THE 1ST OF OCTOBER!" *sees it's Gerik* "OOOH BUT YOU MAY ENTER!" *hurries to the door to let GErik in* "This is going to be só much fun! I wanna show you my Dressing Room, my Make-Up room and I've made a special one, júst for you! It's called the Manliness Room! And I make Manly sweets there!! Wanna help?" *looks puppy-like at Gerik, grabs his arm and skips to his Dressing Room*
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Post by Gerik on Aug 26, 2006 21:21:54 GMT -5
Manly sweets, really? Yes, I wanna see!
*skips off too, his daughter forgotten*
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Post by Charley C on Aug 27, 2006 3:27:22 GMT -5
Ok, whatever then. *Walks off*
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Willy Wonka
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Post by Willy Wonka on Aug 27, 2006 6:27:50 GMT -5
(( !!! )) *skips and gets to the Manliness Room* "Brace yourself for... THE MANLINESS ROOM!!!"
*The door opens and there is a humongous (nude) statue of Gerik made out of chocolate!*
"I call it... 'My Precious'....!"
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Post by Raoul on Aug 27, 2006 6:44:46 GMT -5
((Oh. dear))
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Willy Wonka
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Gerik+Wonka=BFF! (L)
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Post by Willy Wonka on Aug 27, 2006 10:47:52 GMT -5
(( XD *is bored and therefore thinks of the most ridiculous things ever ))
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Post by Gerik on Aug 28, 2006 9:26:37 GMT -5
*stands in awe at...well, you know*
Wow. It's so...manly. And all the proportions are just right.
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Willy Wonka
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Post by Willy Wonka on Aug 28, 2006 13:01:11 GMT -5
(( XD *dies while reading this* *5 minutes later is able to type the following* ))
"Yeah I know, I had to improvise but I think it worked out great!! Want a taste?" *points at the statue* "Have a piece, any piece!"
*smiles*
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