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Post by Queen Dopplepopplus on Jul 7, 2007 3:23:58 GMT -5
So I'm here in Paris right, hiding out at the Opera house, when who do I meet? Professor Severus Snape from the Harry Potter Novels! He said he does dealings with Erik from the Phantom of the Opera and had sex with a dead empress.
This place gets weirder and weirder by the minute.
I also met this really nice chick who saved me.
Usually I say that like if I'm being a bitch and I'm watching some TV Evangelist, but really I was ready just to end it all, to jump off the Opera House roof, but she came up there on a whim and found me. Just really just put things in to perspective.
Saved my life.
She also said she worked for a Dr. House... yea that's right Dr. Gregory House. I'm gonna have to get some strange incurable disease and go down to the Infirmary to meet him.
Much love.
xoxo
<3
-Jess
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Post by Queen Dopplepopplus on Jul 10, 2007 16:12:49 GMT -5
I broke my wrist.
At least I think it's broken.
Thank bajesus I can write with my left hand or I'd be screwed. I'm at the infirmary right now surrounded by icky babies.
I think I lost my plot point, dropped in this sink while I was brushing my teeth.
-Jess
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Post by Queen Dopplepopplus on Sept 10, 2007 9:43:40 GMT -5
Found it.
Right now, I seem to be all over the place.
I got drunk and ended up at that bed and breakfeast meeting this really cute guy, but he's taken.
Then I was just walking around the foyer when I met Doc Holiday and had lunch with him, holy hell wow.
Also Bruce Wayne is letting me live with him.
I know.
I'm in heaven.
-Jess
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Post by Queen Dopplepopplus on Sept 17, 2007 15:21:23 GMT -5
Ok the day's only get weirder at the Wayne Manor, I'm at Band Practice with Cry Baby and his girrrrl Brandi, and this angel shows up... hell of thing is he looks just like HUGH JACKMAN then he wispers in my ear and invite...
I'm more confused then I've ever been.
I need a drink.
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Post by Queen Dopplepopplus on Sept 21, 2007 13:29:00 GMT -5
Oh shit.
I got that drink.
And got that angel.
Who got in me.
Oooooh boy.
I'm so sorry Bruce.
I'm so sorry.
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Post by Queen Dopplepopplus on Oct 12, 2007 15:54:35 GMT -5
*Mental Journal save for future Journal Entry*
DAMMIT!
How is it, that I've known Bruce for two GOD DAMN DAYS and I've all ready been kidnapped!
I fall in love with the guy, then I cheat on him, even though were not together, then I come back and tell him, and he get's all pissy, then I run off to the library where I'm KIDNAPPED by Ras al frickin Ghul!
Jeeze, also Dr. Cranes here.
Great right? I'm not afraid of ol' Ras, cause he's just a damn ninja, but Crane's a psycho, I am terrified of psychos.
Oh and Alfred got beat up too, they beat up an old defenseless man.
Mean old mother suckers!
-Jess
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Post by Queen Dopplepopplus on Jan 14, 2008 15:25:08 GMT -5
Brain Broke
*the rest of the page is scribbles of bats and scary looking children, along with her customary hearts, stars and horseshoes rainbows.*
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Post by Queen Dopplepopplus on Feb 27, 2008 13:26:49 GMT -5
SHE'S TRYING TO EAT ME!
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Post by Queen Dopplepopplus on Apr 25, 2008 13:31:00 GMT -5
Dear Diary,
I'm back, sane (partially), and ready for action!
Thank god I know people smarter than I, without Caleb or Bruce, or hell without Alfred I don't think I will have been able to even make any sense at this moment.
I finally told Bruce, I knew he was Batman, of course I didn't tell him, I only knew about this, because of comic books. I don't think it's important that he knows about that.
I don't think he's quite ready to find out I'm a mind readin' sueauthor, that just might break his brain.
Also, I'm in friggin MANDERLEY!
Omg, I must have been out for longer than I thought, Micaela's like a super mommy!
-Jess
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Post by Queen Dopplepopplus on Apr 30, 2008 2:09:36 GMT -5
Had a vision.
Manderley in flames.
Skeletons, ghosts, a little girl.
I gotta find Micaela.
-Jess
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Post by Queen Dopplepopplus on May 13, 2008 16:46:50 GMT -5
Diary,
I'm not sure, but I think my own creation is coming after me. I don't ever remember writing the doppleganger the ability to transform in to shadows.
Things are slowly falling out of my hands. My own creations are rebelling against me. That's not suppose to happen. Not to me, not to sue-authors.
But it is. I don't have any control over the doppleganger anymore, at least... at least I don't think I do. It's got a master, I don't know who this master is, who in the hell is calling the shots here? Because it's not me.
Right?
God I don't know.
-Jess
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Post by Queen Dopplepopplus on Jun 9, 2008 18:46:42 GMT -5
2:45 everynight I'm awake.
I do not remember what I do during this time.
Severus is in London on business.
Magda is chasing after him.
And there is a six bags of small jewels and diamonds sitting in my dresser.
Lord.
What is happening?
-Jess
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Post by Queen Dopplepopplus on Nov 12, 2008 2:36:04 GMT -5
Poop.
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Post by Queen Dopplepopplus on Aug 22, 2009 1:51:24 GMT -5
**NEW BOOK**
Well, although I wish I could get a hold of the old one, it's still at Wayne manor, I think. Unless Bruce burned all my stuff, hell I would have, who wants to keep a room full of stuff that belonged to your dead girlfriend?
God, what a mess this is.
I'm back in Paris, which is a really bad idea, a really, really bad idea. I mean what happens if someone see's me, I know who I can trust, but I met so many people when I was living at Wayne Manor. Shit, I guess if I want to keep this job, I gotta do it.
Bruce wont see me, I mean there's thousands of people in this city, whats the chances?
-Jess
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Post by Queen Dopplepopplus on Feb 18, 2010 1:59:06 GMT -5
Bruce saw me.
In a picture with Tony, Tony Stark, whom I'm dating now.
Had a nice long argue with Bruce, because he freaked at Tony.
Oh well.
Finally met Sarah, found out she's part of the lost lineage of King Arthur, as she can wield Excalibur without problem.
Gonna have dinner w/ her, Jay and Tony tonight.
-Jess
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