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Post by Shira on Feb 9, 2007 22:46:41 GMT -5
Dear Diary,
Paris is so amazing! It's beautiful, and the people are so kind! I even have a lover! At least, I think he counts as my lover. We kissed... I don't know, I'm too naïve to figure this out.
Anyway, his name is John and he is gorgeous! He has curly black hair and smooth ivory skin. And a panty-melting mustache! And he's the sweetest man in the world—and honorable, too!
I also met a man named James Bond. He was nice, and said he had travelled a lot. I'd love to hear more about that some day.
Oh! Another thing! John also killed President Lincoln (I need to find out his first name...)! That is so amazing! I think I'm in love!
Shira
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Post by John Wilkes Booth on Feb 10, 2007 21:45:59 GMT -5
((Oh lord. Shira's so great! Having a silly naive person around is so fun!
And the panty melting mustache thing never fails to crack me up! ))
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Post by Shira on Feb 11, 2007 0:04:09 GMT -5
((We must be geniuses! And playing Shira's even better than just reading her stuff!))
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Post by Toby on Feb 11, 2007 9:01:39 GMT -5
((What, aren't I important enough to be mentioned in your diary? ))
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Post by John Wilkes Booth on Feb 11, 2007 11:07:10 GMT -5
((Aww, poor Toby! I LOVE YOU! *huggles*))
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Post by Shira on Feb 11, 2007 21:57:34 GMT -5
((I'm sorry! I just wasn't done with Toby yet, so it wouldn't make sense to write about him! FORGIVE ME!!!))
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Post by Shira on Feb 19, 2007 19:53:21 GMT -5
Dear Diary,
!@#!@#@!@#!@ John's such a !@~@~! @#@!$@!#!@#@!#@! and can go @!#!@#!@#@!#~@~!@1` $%#$$%@#$#$@#$#!!!
Yours Truly, Shira
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Post by John Wilkes Booth on Feb 19, 2007 19:54:57 GMT -5
((BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!! *dedz*))
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Post by Shira on Feb 19, 2007 19:56:28 GMT -5
((You make Shira be unladylike! *thwaps* Bad Boothie!))
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Post by Toby on Feb 19, 2007 21:39:38 GMT -5
((Toby warned you, but no, you had to find out for yourself. ;D))
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Post by Shira on Feb 23, 2007 23:19:00 GMT -5
Dear Diary,
Forgive me for my conduct in the previous entry. I was just very angry with...well, everyone.
You see, I told John about my secret past and the baby (did I mention I'm pregnant?)and he told me to get out and smacked me and I found out about another woman and it was not fun, let me tell you.
Toby took care of me, though. Toby's a boy I met in the auditorium. He's such a sweetheart! Always saying that he won't let anything hurt me and comforting me and things like that! Oh, and he's great at writing songs, too. And is good on the violin.
So, about the baby. I was thinking that, if it's a boy, I'll name him Fitzwilliam. I've always liked really long, uncommon names like that. I'm not sure what I'd name a girl. Maybe I'll make John decide (since he knows he's the father).
Of course, the baby means I made love to John. It was very nice, but I was drunk and I found out the next day that he's a CHEATING MANWHORE!!!
Shira
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Post by John Wilkes Booth on Feb 28, 2007 7:10:48 GMT -5
((Poor Shira. Her life sucks right now.
Why is making Sues miserable so fun?!))
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Post by Satan on Feb 28, 2007 22:14:45 GMT -5
((I've been formulating a theory- I think Antony is really Shira's long lost brother. Observe the shared Clueless Gene:
Toby: I'll never let him hurt you again! Shira: What could that possibly suggest?
and...
Antony: But you're going against the law! Beadle: No sh*t, Sherlock.))
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Post by John Wilkes Booth on Mar 1, 2007 6:47:29 GMT -5
((Omigod, that's totally it. Shira's got relatives ALL over the place! And so... she's the bride's... not... sister in law? Man, this si getting complicated. ))
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Post by Shira on Mar 1, 2007 19:26:52 GMT -5
((It's like this crazy family tree thing! So, which side do you think Antony's from—Lincoln or...whatever her mother was?))
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