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Post by Leia on May 15, 2007 20:09:46 GMT -5
*The Frog brothers looked around at their new surroundings. At the sight of all the stunning people in fancy attire, Allan grabbed his stake*
"Holy sh*t! Vampire hotel!"
*Edgar grabbed his hand*
"I'm the head Frog here! Put it down- they might be ghosts or something!"
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Post by Hallie on May 16, 2007 0:52:46 GMT -5
Hallie walked over to the two boys. "Hello. You look lost. New here?" she asked, cocking her head and smiling inquisitively.
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Post by Leia on May 16, 2007 17:57:19 GMT -5
*The Frogs shifted from Utterly Confused Mode to Tough And Cool Mode*
"Yeah", *Edgar said.* "What is this place?"
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Post by Hallie on May 17, 2007 16:54:47 GMT -5
"This? Oh, this is the Opera Garnier—er, Populaire. Um...let's just call it the Paris Opera, okay?" She looked at them more closely. "You look like you're from at least the 20th century. I'm guessing you don't know that it's 1871?"
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Post by Richard on May 17, 2007 17:01:29 GMT -5
((It's 1871!? I was laboring under the idea that the 'verse was like a black hole with no linear time!))
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Post by Hallie on May 17, 2007 17:04:17 GMT -5
((Exactly. So we can say it's whatever year we like.))
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Post by Leia on May 17, 2007 18:15:29 GMT -5
*Edgar turned to Allan*
"1871! Do you know what this means?"
"Yeah! What?"
"Dracula hasn't been written yet! He might still be alive!"
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Post by Hallie on May 17, 2007 18:36:07 GMT -5
Hallie blinked. "Are you, like, vampire hunters or something?"
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Post by Leia on May 17, 2007 18:38:49 GMT -5
*Both nod*
"We're fighters for Truth, Justice, and the American Way."
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Post by Hallie on May 17, 2007 18:49:19 GMT -5
Hallie laughed. "I threw a fish at a corrupt leader. Does that make me a fighter for Truth, Justice, and the American Way?" she asked. "But, seriously, that's pretty awesome. Dracula is quite a bastard."
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Post by Leia on May 17, 2007 18:52:11 GMT -5
((The Frogs are from the eighties. They have no idea who Bush Jr. is.))
"Yeah? What's he been up to?"
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Post by Hallie on May 17, 2007 18:54:00 GMT -5
((I know. ;D I just swell up with pride whenever I think how that salmon did not die in vain.))
"Last time I checked, he was raping this poor girl. After he turned her husband into one of his kind. Like I said, quite a bastard."
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Post by Leia on May 17, 2007 19:40:43 GMT -5
*Edgar nods*
"In our experience, vampires tend to have insatiably amoral sexual appetites.*
*Allan looked at him*
"What does that mean?"
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Post by Hallie on May 17, 2007 19:42:23 GMT -5
"It means they're all mindless, blood-sucking sex fiends."
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Post by Leia on May 17, 2007 19:44:52 GMT -5
*Allan whispers to Edgar*
"Does that mean if we had gone with that vampire chick, we would have gotten to-"
*At which point Edgar hit him*
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