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Post by Severus Snape on Jul 14, 2007 16:23:22 GMT -5
((OK you post I'll be there))
"Fine"
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Post by Sunflower Brooks on Jul 16, 2007 18:50:36 GMT -5
Sunflower walked in to Snape's office, once again he was no where to be seen. Everything was as she left it, except for a piece of parchment he left on his desk. She walked over and looked down at it and saw it was addressed to her. My Dear Ms. Brooks.
I came in my office just the other day to see that it had been littered with sunflowers. Now I know that you think it's funny since you're name is Sunflower, but I do not. Which makes what I'm about to write even funnier. I have offered you to the cellar masters maid here, now not only will you clean my houses and my office, you will be cleaning and cooking for the entire place.
Including his house.
Sweet cleaning.
-Snape Sunflower grabbed the parchment and took out a quill and proceeded to write Dear Asshat,
Thank you for offering me to your friends, now not only am I the maid to the saddest man on earth, I am a whore. Thank you, you're the best. And just to let you know, because of this, everyday you're office will be filled with Flowers, and not just sunflowers. I hope that NOSE of yours doesn't have any allergies.
-Ms. SUNFLOWER Brooks
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Post by Lady Norrington on Jul 16, 2007 18:55:41 GMT -5
Megan wandered in.
"Oh, Amanda Marie-eee..."
She saw Sunflower and stopped.
"Oh. Sorry... I was looking for a man with poor manners and poorer hygiene."
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Post by Sunflower Brooks on Jul 16, 2007 18:57:57 GMT -5
"That would be me disgusting git of an employer, what do you want with him?" She stood up with a smile and pulled a watering can seemingly from nowhere and began watering the plants.
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Post by Lady Norrington on Jul 16, 2007 18:58:30 GMT -5
"Oh, so you're the maid he was talking about?"
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Post by Sunflower Brooks on Jul 16, 2007 19:02:54 GMT -5
"And you must be the maid he gave me to, well that's fine as long as he keeps paying me I don't care." She shrugged her shoulders and watered the closest flower before watering Snape's drawer, just for fun.
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Post by Lady Norrington on Jul 16, 2007 19:05:47 GMT -5
"Oh, don't worry. You won't have to take care of anything now," Megan said slyly. "I own his ass. He has to do whatever I tell him. Where do you think I got this lovely red shawl?"
She held it up to demostrate.
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Post by Sunflower Brooks on Jul 16, 2007 19:13:08 GMT -5
Sunflower looked over at the parchment he had written and promptly crumpled it up "A-heh it's very pretty mum" she put the watering can down and grabbed a sparkling cloth "There is one good thing about working for a greasy arse like Snape is that he's never here, and I get all these neat magic cleaning supplies" she put the cloth down and it began dusting and drying his desk.
"So what's your name?"
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Post by Lady Norrington on Jul 16, 2007 19:24:37 GMT -5
"Megan. And yours?"
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Post by Sunflower Brooks on Jul 16, 2007 19:28:33 GMT -5
"Brooks, Sunflower Brooks; Snape insists on calling me Ms. Brooks, he finds my name obnoxiously optimistic, what a twat he is!" she snapped "I swear if I find a better job I am out of this dingy cellar and off to Zanzabar or something!" she shook her head "Sorry, he just gets me all riled up, I mean sure the guy basically gave me his apartment here in Paris, but he's still mean."
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Post by Lady Norrington on Jul 16, 2007 19:33:01 GMT -5
"Well, like I said, he's kind of my bitch now."
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Post by Sunflower Brooks on Jul 16, 2007 19:36:58 GMT -5
Then it dawned on her "YOU'RE THE GIRL WHO SLAPPED HIM!" she hit her knee with a laugh "You're posh in my book! We should go have a piss up, just you and I, haha." Sunflower winked one of her eyes "So tell me what did he do to deserve it?"
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Post by Lady Norrington on Jul 16, 2007 19:38:45 GMT -5
"...He's Snape."
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Post by Sunflower Brooks on Jul 16, 2007 19:45:01 GMT -5
Sunflower pursed her lips and raised her eyebrows knowingly "Makes perfect sense" she put her feet up on the table and yawned "I don't know, this isn't a hard job, he doesn't bother me unless he's feeling slightly barmy that day and feels like he need his shutters cleaned with diamonds or something odd. For some reason he's become such a neat freak since he doesn't have to do it anymore."
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Post by Severus Snape on Jul 23, 2007 14:06:20 GMT -5
**NEW DAY**
Snape lead Satan in to his office with a smile "The dreadful girl that works with me put all these flowers in here, burn them if you wish."
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