Seems Like As Good A Place As Any
Nov 14, 2015 18:14:55 GMT -5
Post by Queen Dopplepopplus on Nov 14, 2015 18:14:55 GMT -5
"Paris seemed too overpopulated" she mumbled in to the shirt of a sweaty biker "all the glitz and the glamour and vampires and werewolves and mutants, I mean how's a girl supposed to stand out?"
"Dunno" he grunted and guzzled down his beer.
"Then I did New York and that was a blast I fuckin tell you, killed two dudes, scared some teenagers you know the deal" he grunted in agreement and ordered another round "It's just-" she sighed and curled up on his lap "-the god damn place is so chock full of super fucking heroes you can't fart without one of them up your ass!"
"Here fucking here" the biker was eight sheets to the wind but he was really comfortable, she wondered how long it would take before he noticed that she'd stolen his wallet as well as all the rings on his fingers. "God damn capes just fucking, fucking making it hard for dudes like us to make a living!"
"Exactly my fine fellow, exactly! You know I fought Loki? The Loki!? What a tool! I thought he was sooo cooool and now I know he's just a big lame tool!" she flopped on her back across his lap, laying across the bar stools like a bed "I don't even have a plan last time I had a plan-"
"Wait, wait are you that parasite that the news was talkin about?" He looked suddenly concerned "You ain't gonna eat me or anything?"
"First off the name is Queen Dopplepopplus, second off that's not how parasites work and third off maybe" she looked up at him with a toothy smile "the first time I came out I had a purpose, steal some jewels, kill my brother and frame my boyfriend. I'd ruin like five lives in doing so. But a vampire bitch fucked my ass up! I mean none of them were actually mine to begin with, but my host body. Who is not happy I'll tell you whot." She finished her sentence doing a bad Hank Hill impression.
"So uh, you need a direction? How about north!" He laughed, suddenly a little more sober. When the crazy bitch had sat down all she saw was a great set of tits and long black hair, now he saw nothing but teeth and was absolutely terrified. He shouldn't be, he kept telling himself that, nobody fucks with him, cause they'll get fucked. maybe the bitch has powers, maybe she's making me-I AM-[/font] "holy hell."
"Stop thinking so fucking hard okay? Help me think here Antonio."
"My names Har-"
"I don't give a flying fucking carpet what your name is Antonio, I need DIRECTION. Without direction I'm a fucking time bomb, I need plot, I need, I need-" she didn't know what the hell she needed so she laid back across Antonio's lap as he kept drinking hoping to think of something.
"Dunno" he grunted and guzzled down his beer.
"Then I did New York and that was a blast I fuckin tell you, killed two dudes, scared some teenagers you know the deal" he grunted in agreement and ordered another round "It's just-" she sighed and curled up on his lap "-the god damn place is so chock full of super fucking heroes you can't fart without one of them up your ass!"
"Here fucking here" the biker was eight sheets to the wind but he was really comfortable, she wondered how long it would take before he noticed that she'd stolen his wallet as well as all the rings on his fingers. "God damn capes just fucking, fucking making it hard for dudes like us to make a living!"
"Exactly my fine fellow, exactly! You know I fought Loki? The Loki!? What a tool! I thought he was sooo cooool and now I know he's just a big lame tool!" she flopped on her back across his lap, laying across the bar stools like a bed "I don't even have a plan last time I had a plan-"
"Wait, wait are you that parasite that the news was talkin about?" He looked suddenly concerned "You ain't gonna eat me or anything?"
"First off the name is Queen Dopplepopplus, second off that's not how parasites work and third off maybe" she looked up at him with a toothy smile "the first time I came out I had a purpose, steal some jewels, kill my brother and frame my boyfriend. I'd ruin like five lives in doing so. But a vampire bitch fucked my ass up! I mean none of them were actually mine to begin with, but my host body. Who is not happy I'll tell you whot." She finished her sentence doing a bad Hank Hill impression.
"So uh, you need a direction? How about north!" He laughed, suddenly a little more sober. When the crazy bitch had sat down all she saw was a great set of tits and long black hair, now he saw nothing but teeth and was absolutely terrified. He shouldn't be, he kept telling himself that, nobody fucks with him, cause they'll get fucked. maybe the bitch has powers, maybe she's making me-I AM-[/font] "holy hell."
"Stop thinking so fucking hard okay? Help me think here Antonio."
"My names Har-"
"I don't give a flying fucking carpet what your name is Antonio, I need DIRECTION. Without direction I'm a fucking time bomb, I need plot, I need, I need-" she didn't know what the hell she needed so she laid back across Antonio's lap as he kept drinking hoping to think of something.