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Post by Queen Dopplepopplus on May 25, 2012 2:11:05 GMT -5
((This thread is exclusively for Queen Dopplepopplus's letters to Loki and his apparent reactions if Megan see's fit.))
Laying belly down on a giant green bed, with goose feather everything, Queen Dopplepopplus started on the first of what she'd decided would be at least, possibly, unless she got bored, maybe near something like a bagillion letters to Loki Laufeyson.
Or as he called himself here on earth Lukus Ashton or Lucus or Lukey or something like that.
Dear Mr Loki Lukus Laufeyson Aston,
My name is- no let's not start out with that, my name isn't important, it kind of sucks actually, but it's all ready established and I don't want to have to change the monograms on all twelve of my bathrobes.
Anyway, I'm just writing to tell you that I really love what you do with your hair.
I mean, mine it's all just POOF AND GO, but you, you've got this, I just fell down in a grease vat but I'm still cool, you SO pull it off.
Good for you.
Good for you
-QD
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Post by Queen Dopplepopplus on May 25, 2012 2:13:19 GMT -5
Hey bro,
It's me again!
I know, you were like "When am I gonna get another letter from that lovely person who wrote me about my hair?"
Here it is.
And there it went.
TOOTLE LOO
-Q.D.D.D.D.
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Post by Queen Dopplepopplus on May 25, 2012 2:21:18 GMT -5
So I was watching this film today, and I thought about you.
It was about a tire rolling around the desert killing people.
That was really it.
I mean it was cool, it had psycic powers and shit.
And it was just killing people.
-Q.D.
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Post by Queen Dopplepopplus on May 27, 2012 3:15:15 GMT -5
LOKAAAYYI,
YOU NO WANT RULE THE WORLD, YOU WANT HOT POCKETS
-You're best friend, Pikachu
P.S. It's really Q.D. I bet that freaked you out a second huh?
You need a snickers bar.
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Post by Queen Dopplepopplus on May 27, 2012 3:16:50 GMT -5
I found pictures of you naked on the internet,
Then I realized it wasn't you.
It was Jared Leto.
Which was kinda hot, since he's like in his fourties or something, and you're like hella old.
But you've still got a hot ass.
-LOVE Q.D.
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Post by Queen Dopplepopplus on May 30, 2012 22:53:54 GMT -5
Hey Buddy,
Could you introduce me to Thor?
I mean seriously.
Not because I like him or anything.
I mean dude looks like a Herbal Essences commercial.
But because he's got these arms, and I kinda want to arm wrestle him.
Thank bro, I owe you.
-Love Always and Forever Q.D.
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Post by Queen Dopplepopplus on Jun 10, 2012 2:40:21 GMT -5
Okay, okay.
So you want to know who this is.
And you're like, one more old ass lookin letter from some bitch named Q.D. and Imma about to flip my shit?
I mean your shit is all read flipped.
But you know what I mean girl.
Well it's not going to happen.
Until I show up in your place.
When you'll never know.
Spooooooooky.
-Q.D.
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Post by Queen Dopplepopplus on Jul 16, 2012 15:56:08 GMT -5
Loki [stop]
This is you from your distant futures past [stop]
Do not forget [stop]
To buy [stop]
The Ham [stop]
-Love Q.D.
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Post by Queen Dopplepopplus on Aug 25, 2012 21:05:58 GMT -5
HINT TIME:
WHAT IS LIME GREEN. BIG HAIRED. AND NOT YOU?
ME!
So call me maybe?
-Q.D.
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Post by Queen Dopplepopplus on Oct 1, 2012 16:02:30 GMT -5
Man, this is getting kinda boring.
Like you never write back and I leave a mailing address.
I knooow it says Narnia, but trust me it'll get to me.
Ugh.
Anyway, I'm bored, wanna play battleship or something?
-Q.D
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Post by Queen Dopplepopplus on Apr 5, 2014 14:37:57 GMT -5
(The envelope is dirty and blood stained, or juice stained I mean it could be kool aid, but your guts telling you it isn't.)
Hey bae, it's been a while, I know you've been clutching your chest in anticipation for my next letter, I mean I know I have.
I've started and stopped writing like a billion times, it could be because I'm missing the " " key. Ah well.
Anyway, so, heard you've been domesticated. Sucks, cause like we could have been something you know? Like pahtnas nahmean? We could have toured Europe in a minstrel band. We could have eaten cannoli in Russia, drank vodka in Canada and slapped at least one camel in Australia.
Oh well, there's still hope, because I'm comming sweetie pumpkin.
MUAH.
Love 5EVER Q.D.
P.S: Shit I forgot, you owe me like six seventy five for that coffee I bought you the other day, just puttin that out there.
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Post by Queen Dopplepopplus on Apr 19, 2014 16:39:05 GMT -5
I CAN YOU FEEL IT CALLING IN THE AIR TONIGHT!
Love Q.D.
P.S. OH LORD
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Post by Queen Dopplepopplus on Apr 22, 2014 16:05:19 GMT -5
Okay I'm being serious now, this is me being serious.
What is black and white and red all over?
Give up?!
A dead silent movie star!
....
My clones are telling me the answer is a newspaper. Newspaper. Well I munked that one up.
-Q.D.
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Post by Queen Dopplepopplus on Jun 9, 2014 1:20:20 GMT -5
Dear Loki. Stop. Do you know a good place that sells green spandex? Stop. Because I'm having trouble finding one. Stop. I'll probably just raid your closet. Stop. Do you wear spandex? Stop. No you probably don't do you? Stop. Shit. Stop.
Q.D.
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Post by Queen Dopplepopplus on Oct 25, 2014 16:16:56 GMT -5
dEer LOKAY,
iTS geTin hrder to Write I THINK I MEY BE FRINKING.
one time I saw two people gettin it on and holy bajesus it was weird
yesTURDay I saw you in a paper.
Gala.
-Q.D.
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