Indiana Jones
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Post by Indiana Jones on May 11, 2010 19:28:28 GMT -5
Indiana opened the door of the elaborate and huge hotel. It was ancient and gorgeous and overpriced and Indy loved it. The woman behind the front desk looked at the two waterlogged men walking up the stairs to Indiana's hotel room, with a mix of curiosity and disgust. After a while, Indy opened the door to his west tower suite "Home away from home."
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Post by Ezio Auditore da Firenze on May 11, 2010 19:32:33 GMT -5
Ezio was busy looking around at his surroundings to pay much attention to Indy. "Well for one thing, the buildings have certainly gotten bigger, though it doesn't seem like anything I can't overcome." There was a certain spark in his eyes that said that yes, that night, he was most likely going to climb to the top of the hotel and no, he did not care if anyone saw him.
He then briefly wondered out loud, "I wonder if the women here are any different?"
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Post by Indiana Jones on May 11, 2010 19:35:02 GMT -5
Indy chuckled "In my personal opinion, women never change, just get meaner" heading to the bathroom he pointed to his closet "You're not much bigger than me, there might be something there that'll fit, if not, I'll call up a tailor. I'm taking a shower, and Ezio-" he popped his head out of the door "-don't touch anything you don't know what it is."
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Post by Ezio Auditore da Firenze on May 11, 2010 19:39:01 GMT -5
Ezio's hands flew to his chest in mock hurt, "I'm surprised and hurt my friend! I would never!" The moment Indy was out of sight however Ezio had flown to the radio and was fiddling with the nobs, and nearly fell back in shock as he actually managed to turn the thing on. It didn't last long however because as he jumped back his foot caught the plug and sent the thing tumbling to the ground. Only years of training helped him to catch it before it got smashed to pieces. He put it back (not noticing that he put it back upside down) and instead busied himself looking for something not boring in Indy's wardrobe.
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Indiana Jones
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Post by Indiana Jones on May 11, 2010 19:40:44 GMT -5
Finishing with his shower, he dried off and got dressed in the clothes he'd grabbed before going in. Opening the door, he noticed immediately, the radio at the opposite side of the room was upside down. Nothing else seemed to be touched though and Indy thanked god.
"Have you found something Ezio-?"
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Post by Ezio Auditore da Firenze on May 11, 2010 19:43:47 GMT -5
Ezio turned, in the middle of retying his hair back in its customary tail. He found a simple white button up shirt which was stretching unfairly tight across his chest because of his broad shoulders. He had bypassed socks and was wearing a pair of Indies slacks which would fit rather well if it weren't for the fact that Ezio had no idea how to work a zipper. "You seem to have a lot of the same thing, ser Jones."
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Indiana Jones
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Post by Indiana Jones on May 11, 2010 19:44:59 GMT -5
Looking him up and down, Indy immediately felt inadequate, the man, if it were possible for another man to say, was built like a god. Indy, was starting to get a little old history teacher pudge, he made a promise to himself to work out more.
"Your uh zippers down" he pointed.
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Post by Ezio Auditore da Firenze on May 11, 2010 19:48:32 GMT -5
Ezio looked down at the open pants, then up at Indy, then down at the pants again and chuckled, "Oh is that what this is? A.. zee-pear?" Ezio fiddled with it a little and finally, a good minute later, figured out that when you pulled on the tab, it went up! He got buttons but zippers just looked like a bunch of teeth that shouldnt fit together... but did.
Finishing up, he spun around and grinned, "So does the modern era look good on me, or do you have bad taste?"
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Post by Indiana Jones on May 11, 2010 19:50:30 GMT -5
"I have bad taste, but it looks good on you, I don't have a lot of room for Armani." He shrugged and sat down "I imagine you're hungry, I'll call for room service, what do you eat?"
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Post by Ezio Auditore da Firenze on May 11, 2010 19:52:47 GMT -5
Ezio shrugged, "Eat? Not much. My mother, and sister, were always complaining about my ability to eat anything without ever really tasting it. Though I promise to try and keep my manners if wine is involved." Ezio tugged on the shirt again, because it kept riding up, and sighed. He missed his cloak already.
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Post by Indiana Jones on May 11, 2010 19:57:46 GMT -5
He noticed Ezio pull down the shirt "I'll call the tailor as well" he laughed and picked up the phone, dialing a few numbers. "Yes hello, room 110, hi. Yes, can I get a plate of ribs, a plate of chicken catchatori and a bottle of red. 30 minutes? Great, thanks."
Hanging up, he proceeded to dial the tailor as well.
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Post by Ezio Auditore da Firenze on May 11, 2010 20:00:39 GMT -5
The moment Indiana picked up the phone Ezio was right next to him, kneeling down so his head was right next to the phone hook. He at first was wondering what the hell Indiana was doing talking into the weirdly shaped shiny metal thing, but was rather surprised when his acute hearing picked up a voice coming out of the holes in it. He only just reeled back his urge to pull the receiver out of Indy's hand.
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Post by Indiana Jones on May 11, 2010 20:02:11 GMT -5
Indy looked over at the man and laughed "It's called a telephone, it's been around for a while. It's a quicker way of communication then letters." He dialed the tailor and requested them come down as soon as possible.
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Post by Ezio Auditore da Firenze on May 11, 2010 20:13:51 GMT -5
Ezio tried and failed to pronounce the word and shrugged, instead waiting until Indy put the phone down before immediately picking it up and putting it to his ear. "Amazing," He muttered listening to the dial tone, "But how could you hear anyone over this annoying sound?" Ezio put the phone down, somewhat disappointed.
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Indiana Jones
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Post by Indiana Jones on May 11, 2010 20:22:28 GMT -5
Sighing Indy smiled "That's the dial tone kid, it tells you that the phone is working, you have to spin the dial here to the number that you're calling. See-" Indiana picked up the phone and placed it to Ezio's ear and dialed the number to the front desk.
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