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Post by Prince Charming on May 8, 2009 0:48:00 GMT -5
"Good. Nothing like a hot shower and a nice breakfast to start the day."
Charming smiled and gave up on the towel, opting to go look for clothing that was still in one piece instead.
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Luigi Largo
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Post by Luigi Largo on May 8, 2009 0:51:16 GMT -5
Luigi began to eat, trying desperately not to stare at Charming as he walked about.
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Post by Prince Charming on May 8, 2009 0:54:21 GMT -5
Charming smiled to himself and pretended not to notice Luigi's less successful attempts at not staring.
When he was done dressing it turned out the damage was relatively minimal. Only his shirt was actually lost. This did leave him bare-chested... unless the ascot counted.
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Post by Luigi Largo on May 8, 2009 1:09:08 GMT -5
Luigi didn't care if the man ever wore clothes ever, ever again.
"Sausage?"
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Post by Prince Charming on May 8, 2009 8:07:16 GMT -5
"Sounds great."
Charming went to sit with Luigi. He'd get a shirt out of his saddlebags before they actually had to go anywhere.
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Post by Pavi Largo on May 8, 2009 17:16:36 GMT -5
There was a disappointed little whine from behind a ficus tree that didn't offer much in terms of concealing a grown man wearing a woman's face and holding a video camera.
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Post by Luigi Largo on May 9, 2009 3:20:06 GMT -5
But before Luigi could serve up the sausage he heard the whine, in a flash he had Pavi by the collar and was slamming him in to the wall.
"You perverted little fuck!"
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Post by Prince Charming on May 9, 2009 8:57:45 GMT -5
Charming, who was quite used to things seemingly appearing out of nowhere, didn't even blink twice.
Something that he could best refer to as his information-organ, normally accostumed to telling him valuable things about damsels and whatnot, informed the prince that this was Luigi's brother. Being perfect, he knew that getting in the way of sibling fights usually only led to more trouble.
Even if 90% of the murders in his stories were committed by close relatives... and another 9.99% by people named 'Erik'.
So the prince simply buttered some toast, idly keeping an eye on the other two to make sure nothing serious happened.
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Post by Pavi Largo on May 11, 2009 21:59:09 GMT -5
Pavi let out a tremulous little wail and fumbled for his bottle of mouth spray.
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Post by Luigi Largo on May 12, 2009 15:20:52 GMT -5
Luigi knew what he was aiming for and kneed him in the crotch.
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Post by Prince Charming on May 12, 2009 15:57:08 GMT -5
Charming winced in sympathy. After all, even the perfect man was still a man... sympathy pain affected them all.
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Pavi Largo
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Post by Pavi Largo on May 16, 2009 15:29:38 GMT -5
Pavi doubled over, but managed to stab Luigi with his bladed mirror handle as he went down.
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Post by Prince Charming on May 16, 2009 18:28:50 GMT -5
Oh no, he didn't!
"Luigi!"
In a flash the prince was at Luigi's side, ready to steady him with one arm. His sword was in his other hand, the blade pressed firmly against Pavi's throat.
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Post by Luigi Largo on May 16, 2009 21:45:43 GMT -5
"Son of a bitch!" Luigi screamed and fell back as Charming came rushing to his side, he leaned on him and growled at his disgusting brother "I'd have him stab you in the throat if dad wouldn't kill me."
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Post by Prince Charming on May 16, 2009 22:38:40 GMT -5
Charming's sword flicked downward, slicing through the fabric of Pavi's pants in the crotch-region just to show he meant business before letting the blade return to the other's throat.
"Luigi, are you alright?"
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