Detective Munch
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Post by Detective Munch on Apr 23, 2009 9:41:20 GMT -5
*Munch set a mostly empty box of personal affects on his new desk. He subtly scanned the office, the people coming and going and made the sad observation that it just really wasn't that different here. Well, except for the fact that Paris seemed to be really behind the times. Like...really. He frowned briefly (really just more of a tightening of his lips) before he began to unpack. He could do this, for a while at least. Reassignment wasn't always a bad thing. And hell, at least it wasn't Baltimore.*
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Hodgins
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Post by Hodgins on May 10, 2009 10:53:26 GMT -5
((Hope you don't mind me sauntering in )) The relative peace of the place was disturbed by a bearded man holding a see-through box. Inside it was a partially decomposed bodypart. "Flesh-eating bugs! Flesh-eating bugs!" Hodgins yelled it in the manner others might reserve for 'hot coffee'. He saw no reason not to, since the objective was the same... not having people bump into him as he rushed towards his desk. Well, more like his corner office since people higher up had found it best to put him away from the general population. Still, primitive as this place might be... at least there were bugs to do their bit.
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Detective Munch
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Post by Detective Munch on Aug 21, 2009 10:05:17 GMT -5
"No thanks, I already ate." *Munch answered dryly. The man seemed eccentric and isolated by most of the others. Which pretty much befriended him instantly to Munch. Who knows, perhaps he even was bordering on paranoia. Wouldn't that be nice? He followed at length to the man's desk.*
"But I wouldn't mind a cup of coffee. Don't suppose you know where these Frenchies have stashed the pot at." *He lowered his chin as his brows lifted which gave him a characteristically inquisitive look.*
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Hodgins
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Post by Hodgins on Aug 21, 2009 10:22:45 GMT -5
Without a word Hodgins opened the little door to the cupboard under his desk. After a quick, somewhat paranoid glance towards the door and high window he pulled out a pot of coffee and two cups, all of which he placed next to the box with the bugs.
"I don't trust their kind," he said softly. "The packaging claims it to be entirely French, while there is absolutely no chance of growing the beans here, at least not at a price where this precinct would be able to afford it. If you ask me, the government is behind it, probably diverting cash towards hidden programs through supposedly 'French' coffee."
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Detective Munch
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Post by Detective Munch on Aug 21, 2009 10:32:03 GMT -5
*There was a definite and undeniable kinship and Munch took the cup that was offered with what could almost be interpreted as a smile.*
"Just another way to keep consumers in the dark and assure their hold over what the population is ingesting."
*He paused, then quirked his head to one side.*
"So what did you do to land such a...unique employment opportunity?"
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Hodgins
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Post by Hodgins on Aug 21, 2009 10:35:51 GMT -5
Jack nodded in agreement. His coffee tasted like shit, like any proper police precinct coffee, but at least he knew what was going on with this brand.
As for how he got here...
"I went diving in the Bermuda Triangle... next thing I knew, here I was. How'bout you?" This was said in a rather conversational 'nothing strange about this at all' kind of way.
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Detective Munch
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Post by Detective Munch on Aug 21, 2009 15:21:31 GMT -5
*Munch chuckled.* "Oh me? I did it the old-fashioned way."
*He sipped his coffee. It reminded him of New York. Hopefully he wasn't getting too sentimental in his old age.*
"Transferred due to tactically strategic reassignment." *He answered sarcastically.* "Basically the man sticking it to a cop that does his job a little too well, if you know what I mean. Like this is some sort of promotion." *He gestured at the station around them.*
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Hodgins
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Post by Hodgins on Aug 21, 2009 16:36:45 GMT -5
"Tell me about it, I used to work at the Jeffersonian." Hodgins sighed and took another sip of his coffee.
He then leaned down to see how the bugs were doing.
"They don't know how to appreciate true investigations around here..."
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Detective Munch
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Post by Detective Munch on Aug 21, 2009 19:39:35 GMT -5
"That's an understatement." *Munch concurred with a shrug. His eyes narrowed briefly.*
"Wait, the Jeffersonian? That's a rarefied breed of cat. Wouldn't they be missing you? Looking for you out in the Triangle? Why don't you just drop a memo and ship home?"
*He knew he would if he could.*
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Hodgins
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Post by Hodgins on Aug 22, 2009 14:50:47 GMT -5
"It's not really possible... they're probably searching, but the time/space continuum is pretty messed up around here." Jack shrugged.
It wasn't as if he hadn't tried, it was more like the entire universe was conspiring against him getting home.
Wait...
Was the universe conspiring against him? Perhaps he'd been on the brink of some epic discovery without knowing it...
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Detective Munch
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Post by Detective Munch on Sept 23, 2009 11:21:23 GMT -5
*Most people would have arched an eyebrow at a statement like that. And well, Munch promptly did so. But before he popped a snarky comment in response, he considered the facts. A normal person would have figured the man for an odd sense of humor or perhaps being off his nut, but luckily for Hodgins, Munch was so confident in so many conspiracies that this sort of thing made a bit more sense than it should.*
"I see." *He answered dryly.*
"So no hope for a new electric grinder?" *He asked, pulling a beaten one from his box that looked rather worse for the journey.*
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Hodgins
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Post by Hodgins on Sept 23, 2009 16:08:06 GMT -5
"Only if we somehow manage to find the shop where the clerk doesn't stare at you blankly when you mention electricity." Hodgins shrugged, things could be weird like that around here.
"Though I wouldn't try declaring it with the chief even if you did... no matter what time and/or space continuum you're in, the higher ups are the same." This, quite possibly, was a conspiracy of the universe at large.
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Detective Munch
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Post by Detective Munch on Sept 24, 2009 16:04:57 GMT -5
*Munch exhaled, a touch of a chuckle in the air, though still dry as ever.*
“Aren’t they. Anyone in particular that I should keep my head down and nose clean around?” *Not that he’d ever managed to, but it was good to know where problems were likely to crop up.*
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Hodgins
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Post by Hodgins on Sept 25, 2009 3:06:06 GMT -5
"There are the inspectors Javert and Cluont... especially the first is a real man of the rules. On the other side there's Lambert, he keeps bringing all sorts of things from the bakery. Not really police material, but a pleasant fellow if you don't allow yourself to get too far in his focus."
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Detective Munch
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Does dealing with sexual deviance affect me? The answer is no, you can ask my blow up doll. %\0\%
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Post by Detective Munch on Sept 26, 2009 9:47:02 GMT -5
*Munch gave a slight grimace (not that it looked much different than he normally did). Glancing around for a moment, as if trying to discern those particular individuals, his gaze found its way back to his coworker.*
“You know, I always figured the French would be the kind to have more women in the office. Maybe not in the service, but at least typing or something.”
*Not that he was looking. Well, not that he was looking with any expectation of finding.*
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