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Post by Nicolas de Lenfent on Apr 2, 2009 12:17:36 GMT -5
Dear Selina,
I've recently met up with a... an ex-lover, I suppose is the proper term. Let's just say we haven't seen each other in, like, a century. And let's just say we did not part on good terms. I did try to commit suicide, after all. And he thought I had succeeded.
Should I give into my first impulse, which is to rip his throat out, or my second, which is to fall into his arms, or the other one, which may or may not actually come before one of the other two and hence upset the order in which I give them, which is to turn around and run off?
I'd normally ask this question of the flesh-and-blood friend of mine I formerly lived with, but I recently discovered he had invited me to stay with him in addition to someone else, making me, ahem, the third member of the household. Naturally, I am displeased, and thought I might turn to you, who will probably give better advice anyway. (Because anyone who would invite two people to live with him and thinks that that will work out cannot possibly be any good at advising.)
Yours, Nicki
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Valentine
- Masterful Virgin -
The other gentleman from Verona
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Post by Valentine on Apr 2, 2009 12:22:43 GMT -5
Dear Selina,
How does one persuade one's fool of a younger brother to return home and to school and to his duties like he should? I have come to Paris for this exact purpose and have been monstrously unsuccessful, which is to say that I am no success, and he is a monster. I'm absolutely at my wit's end.
Sincerely, The Other Gentleman From Verona
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Post by Adrienne on Apr 2, 2009 12:22:47 GMT -5
((So Selina, you compose your answer, then PM it to the newspaper account and it'll be published this Saturday/Sunday.))
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Post by Miles on Apr 2, 2009 12:26:19 GMT -5
((And you don't have to answer them all at once. XD Some of them you needn't answer at all. I imagine the number of mortifying letters these columnists receive is heinous! I am so spamming this thing, it looks like. I can't help it, my characters apparently have issues. <.<))
Dearest darling Selina! What is the most tactful way to tell one's very own dear one that his hair really could do with just a bit of a trim, particularly when you are very anxious to convince him? Really, you should see it. It's so untidy it's almost charming.
With love, A Very Concerned Sweetheart
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Miranda
- Ingenious Pilot -
All that we see, or seem, is but a dream, a dream within a dream.%\1\%
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Post by Miranda on Apr 2, 2009 12:31:42 GMT -5
Dear Madam Selina,
Is it quite your fault when a man is induced to very suddenly engage in an intimate activity with you without your consent? Is there a behavior of mine that has caused this? How can I learn to stop doing whatever it is that I've done so that it doesn't happen again? Please tell me, if you can. I'm feeling rather ill about it all.
Miranda
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Post by Alex Krycek on Apr 2, 2009 12:40:59 GMT -5
Dear Selina,
I can't even believe I'm writing to one of these. Let's see. I've just met with someone I used to work with who I believe is rather hostile towards me, which is most likely because I'd always been working by someone else's agenda and have betrayed him on more than one occasion. Recent events, however, necessitate our working together, and trying to get him to trust me has proven difficult. There never was a more pigheaded person. Even bringing him breakfast doesn't work. Do you have any suggestions?
Sincerely, A Good Comrade
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Post by Armand on Apr 2, 2009 15:26:52 GMT -5
(( .... *bursts out laughing* ))
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Selina Kyle
- Ingenious Pilot -
I am the cat who walks by herself.%\1\%
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Post by Selina Kyle on Apr 2, 2009 15:27:26 GMT -5
((Fear not, they have been answered! ))
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Post by Lavinia on Apr 2, 2009 18:04:34 GMT -5
[[Dictated. Prolly by Maria.]]
Dear Selina,
Would you happen to have any fashion advice that would produce in one who has no hands the appearance of having them? Or at least something that would draw the eyes away from the handless stumps? I habitually wear a Roman tunic, and my bare arms make it quite obvious.
With love, The Last of The Andronici
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Post by Adrien Baillon on Apr 2, 2009 18:06:30 GMT -5
Dear Selina -
What's a better way to seduce some guy who's half-bird, drugs or charm? Kind of debating.
By the way, love your clothes.
- Our Lady of the Flowers
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Odette
- Masterful Virgin -
Odile to her gentlemen friends.
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Post by Odette on Apr 2, 2009 18:09:02 GMT -5
Dear Selina,
I'd really like to go out and have a social life, but I turn into a bird when moonlight touches my skin. So when all the other girls are out at balls and parties, I'm all alone. Um. Also I'm really shy. What should I do?
Thanks.
A Sad Russian Dancer
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Post by Micaela on Apr 8, 2009 13:55:30 GMT -5
((Aaaand extended another week for personal reasons. Sorry, guys, I really am trying to stay on top of this.))
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