Kalen
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Post by Kalen on Aug 31, 2008 15:58:37 GMT -5
Kalen crashes through one of the previously made holes in the opera, and flies straight into a pillar, leaving... no impact on it whatsover as he slides on down. When he hits the floor, another piece of rubble falls down on his position, of which he promptly rolls out of the way.
With that well and done, he gets up and dusts himself off, then takes a quick look around, inspects some of the walls for structural damage, and finally gives the place a thumbs up. He then starts talking to himself, british accent in tow.
"Well, I must say this place holds up quite well besides all the wear and tear. Sadly, I must now destroy it because I can. BWAHAHAAHAHAHA!"
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Astaroth
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Your personal evil spirit...
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Post by Astaroth on Aug 31, 2008 16:15:24 GMT -5
Green flames came up from the floor, and the floor started trembling a little. Then a tall, dark shape with hellish glowing eyes came out of the flames. The recently arrived shape was wearing a long, black cloak with a hood. It was impossible to see a face, except for those glowing eyes.
The eyes turned against the little midget hopping around and making holes in the opera. The room was suddenly filled with frost.
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Kalen
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I'm not that short.
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Post by Kalen on Aug 31, 2008 16:23:35 GMT -5
*Kalen stops his jumping about and REGARDS the demon before him with mild interest. When he speaks, his voice takes on a deadpan tone, quite unlike his megalomania earlier.*
"Why, hello there. I'm guessing you're here to try and kill me? Better have tried."
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Astaroth
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Post by Astaroth on Aug 31, 2008 16:27:58 GMT -5
*The Black Prince of Hell remained in his calm and chilly position. His glowing eyes were burning like the blazing fires of Hell. His voice were deep and dark, in a gruesome way.*
"Quit guessing."
*It was a short sentence. But the Black Prince of Hell was not known for using many words.*
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Kalen
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Post by Kalen on Aug 31, 2008 16:30:08 GMT -5
"Ah, I know you. Didn't we cut a deal before? No? Well, at least your eye burning lives up to your name. What do ya want?"
*Kalen seems fairly laid back, even though what amounts to SATAN is standing in front of him.*
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Astaroth
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Post by Astaroth on Aug 31, 2008 16:33:35 GMT -5
*Astaroth only looked coolly at him with his burning eyes. A cruel smile played in the corner of his mouth, only for a second.*
"What do YOU want?"
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Kalen
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Post by Kalen on Aug 31, 2008 16:36:52 GMT -5
*Kalen apparently didn't notice, and as he contemplates Astaroth's question, he idly twirls his staff around. After a minute, he stops twirling it and looks him straight in the eyes.*
"I'm guessing you already know. MORE POWER. I'm going to conquer the world someday, ya know."
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Astaroth
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Post by Astaroth on Aug 31, 2008 16:43:18 GMT -5
*The thought of a five-inch tall powerhungry conqueror of the world made the cruel smile in Astaroths face re-appear. His glowing eyes were measuring Kalen from head to toe, the quickest measuring he had ever done.*
"Yeah, I can see that coming."
*There was a world of sarcasm in his voice.*
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Kalen
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Post by Kalen on Aug 31, 2008 16:46:24 GMT -5
*Kalen's eyes (as much as they can be seen) narrow a bit, but he doesn't really lose his temper.*
"Then again... Eh, I'll shoot for godhood. World domination will be saved for later. Of course, I wouldn't complain if I conquered the world in the meantime."
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Astaroth
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Post by Astaroth on Aug 31, 2008 16:51:58 GMT -5
*The glowing eyes sought Kalen's and found them. The gaze was piercing. The cruel smile in the corner of Astaroth's mouth was twisted into a grin, flashing white, pointed teeth.*
"Godhood. Right."
*Now there was a world of contempt in his voice as well, mixed with the sarcasm.*
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Kalen
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I'm not that short.
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Post by Kalen on Aug 31, 2008 17:03:02 GMT -5
*Kalen twitches a bit and pulls out an absolutely GIGANTIC book, opens it up to a page near the end, pulls out a pen and critically surveys Astaroth. The page he opened it on is almost completely black, save for a little space at the end. With his inspection over, he writes a tiny little word down and slams it shut, then tucks it away again, complete with pen.*
"You just made the list of all who will suffer horribly once I am a god. I've already made it to page three. Out of three THOUSAND. I write very small words, you see."
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Astaroth
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Post by Astaroth on Aug 31, 2008 17:09:09 GMT -5
*Astaroth arched his eyebrows sarcastically and looked down at the revengeful little midget in front of him. The cruel smile in the corner of the mouth was there again.*
"I am trembling on the inside."
*Again there was a world of sarcasm in the voice as Astaroth spoke. Obviously, he had little faith in Kalen's capability to take over the world.*
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Kalen
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Post by Kalen on Aug 31, 2008 22:14:05 GMT -5
"No, I mean I've horribly tormented the first three pages of people. I've already filled out the other two thousand nine-hundred and ninety-seven. Actually, you just completed it. So, uh, thanks, I guess."
*Kalen off-handedly sends a concentrated GLARE BEAM at Astaroth's general direction, intent on peering into his SOUL. Seriously, you can see the beam. It's a force of nature, no doubt.*
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Astaroth
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Post by Astaroth on Aug 31, 2008 23:38:48 GMT -5
*Astaroth stood his ground, and his glowing eyes glared back at Kalen, coldly and indifferently. He was not afraid of his soul. Because he didn't have one. Except from the souls he ate, of course. The thought of souls made him hungry again, and he looked over at Kalen, wondering if his soul was eatable... The cruel smile was playing in the corner of his mouth once more...*
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Kalen
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I'm not that short.
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Post by Kalen on Sept 1, 2008 16:28:34 GMT -5
*Kalen is unfazed by Astaroth's soul-devouringly EVIL smile, and instead just flicks a fist-sized fireball his way.*
"What, you wanna eat my soul? Honestly, the souls of the innocent taste better than mine. Go for the monks. Theirs taste like chocolate."
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