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Post by Harley Quinn on Jul 26, 2008 22:23:00 GMT -5
"I'm not going to kill you," she replied, crossing her arms.
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Post by The Joker on Jul 26, 2008 22:38:28 GMT -5
"I believe that whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger," he hissed.
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Post by Harley Quinn on Jul 26, 2008 23:00:32 GMT -5
"I don't know what you want from me, but if you're going to- to kill yourself- which you shouldn't anyway- don't you dare drag me into it!" Dr. Quinzel snapped.
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Post by The Joker on Jul 26, 2008 23:09:10 GMT -5
"You've gotta do everything yourself," he muttered under his breath.
"Fine, give me back my gun."
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Post by Harley Quinn on Jul 26, 2008 23:26:24 GMT -5
"I won't be blamed for this," she sighed, giving it to him. "I've tried to help you, but since I have so clearly failed-"
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Post by The Joker on Jul 26, 2008 23:35:47 GMT -5
The Joker grinned and seized the gun. He held it perhaps a foot away from his face before pulling the trigger without pause. A white flag shot out from the barrel, and imprinted in bold, capital leaders was the word "BANG".
"Hmm, not working."
He pulled the trigger again, and a second flag shot out. It read "GOTCHA". Another shot, another flag. The third--and final--one read "SUCKER".
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Post by Harley Quinn on Jul 26, 2008 23:42:19 GMT -5
She stared at him for a long moment, unable to come up with a decent reaction. Her mouth twitched as though she were about to shout at him, but when a sound finally came out, it sounded suspiciously like laughter.
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Post by The Joker on Jul 26, 2008 23:51:59 GMT -5
"There's her sense of humor. At last," the Joker stated with a crooked smirk. "The power of laughter. It does us good, doesn't it?"
He cocked his head to one side.
"And you were so worried that I was suicidal."
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Post by Harley Quinn on Jul 26, 2008 23:56:41 GMT -5
"You scared me, you big jerk!" she giggled, swatting the air in his direction.
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Post by The Joker on Jul 27, 2008 0:05:17 GMT -5
"But that's my job description, Harley. To scare people. To watch as everyone loses their minds!"
He narrowed his eyes.
"You see, this world that we live in... it's a world of paranoia. Just a little push, and everyone, everything becomes sheer, utter chaos. I am an agent of chaos."
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Post by Lois Lane on Jul 27, 2008 0:13:57 GMT -5
((Bonus points for movie quotes!!!!))
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Post by Harley Quinn on Jul 27, 2008 0:16:18 GMT -5
"Yeah, whatever," Dr Quinzel laughed. "You're still a jerk, Mr. J."
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Post by The Joker on Jul 27, 2008 0:21:21 GMT -5
He shrugged.
"It's what I am. But you know, some women, they love jerks. Keep coming back, keep wanting more when they know that they'll be hurt."
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Post by Harley Quinn on Jul 27, 2008 0:32:28 GMT -5
She shook her head. "You're a real piece of work, you know that?"
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Post by The Joker on Jul 27, 2008 21:29:05 GMT -5
"Tell that to dear Daddy. My mother, bless her poor soul," he said with a swift, nearly sarcastic, glance up at the ceiling, "was so infatuated with him. I didn't mention that he was a conniving, abusive bastard, did I? Abusive, he was."
The Joker paused to let the start of yet another tragic story sink in.
"Struck my mother countless times and came after me, too. Threw me down the stairs one night, not long after I got these... scars. The tumble down tore open my stitches, and the... uh... cuts became infected. They never healed properly. I'd have strangled him to death had I not considered my poor mother's sanity. Her love for the man was limitless; it was enough to make you sick."
He sneered.
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