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Post by Emily on Mar 19, 2008 10:02:47 GMT -5
***POSTING AS NADIR***
*Nadir cocked his head to one side.*
"Run that by me one more time."
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Post by Brandi on Mar 19, 2008 10:06:53 GMT -5
((*sporfles and iz ded*))
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Post by Shadi on Mar 19, 2008 10:14:30 GMT -5
*Shadi rolled her eyes, and Erik sank slightly into the shadows. She'd probably regret this.*
"Okay. There was this painting. It, like, swallowed Rochester and put this totally evil version in his place. Only I didn't know. I mean, I knew he was being a colossal ass, but I didn't really assume he'd been replaced by EVIL. But it's better now. Do you really want the details? I'm just saying, it's way worse to be raped by someone you think loves you."
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Post by Emily on Mar 19, 2008 11:34:11 GMT -5
*POSTING AS NADIR*
"Indeed," *said Nadir, glaring at Erik pointedly.*
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Post by Erik on Mar 19, 2008 11:48:49 GMT -5
*Erik raised his hands, both the Khans now glaring at him.*
"What? Erik never even pretended to love her and she knows it. Fine! Erik takes it back, reverses time--it wasn't like it was the best five minutes of my life anyway."
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Post by Nadir on Mar 19, 2008 17:04:18 GMT -5
*Nadir snorted.*
"Five minutes!"
*He didn't know whether to be grateful at so short a time allotted to his daughter's violation or angry that Erik didn't seem to show the same courteous longevity in his love-making to others.*
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Post by Erik on Mar 19, 2008 17:14:13 GMT -5
((This is the best thread ever. Insert cat macro here.))
"Make up your mind, daroga," *Erik sneered.* "What do you want from me?"
"He wasn't that bad," *Shadi piped up.* "I mean, I hate his guts, and you know it wasn't consensual, but he was enthusiastic even if slightly self-centered." *She paused.* "Well, the second time was better. I mean, his thingy is, like, huge."
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Post by Nadir on Mar 19, 2008 17:22:59 GMT -5
"So what do you want from me?" *burst out Nadir with exasperation, turning to Shadi.* "Utter agreement and then we can braid each other's hair and go on about how much of a bitch Madame Giry is? IS ASS-KICKING REQUIRED OR NOT?"
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Post by Shadi on Mar 19, 2008 17:30:15 GMT -5
"Well I never said he wasn't any good!" *Shadi shouted back.* "I just said I didn't WANT IT. You're the one who wanted to go punch him--I just wanted to watch."
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Post by Erik on Mar 19, 2008 17:30:53 GMT -5
*Without warning, Erik's fist flew from the shadows to connect with Nadir's face.*
"MADAME GIRY IS NOT A BITCH!"
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Post by Nadir on Mar 19, 2008 17:41:57 GMT -5
*Nadir staggered for a moment, blood pouring from his nose. Rounding upon Erik, his fist cracked along the blonde man's jaw.*
"OF COURSE YOU'D DEFEND THE BITCH. YOU WERE PANTING AFTER HER LIKE A DOG FOR YEARS."
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Post by Erik on Mar 19, 2008 17:51:16 GMT -5
*Erik punched him again, quite satisfied by the blood on the other man's face.*
"YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. ERIK AND MADAME GIRY SHARE SOMETHING PURE. IT IS SO FAR BEYOND SEX YOU CANNOT EVEN IMAGINE IT."
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Post by Nadir on Mar 19, 2008 17:55:26 GMT -5
"WHAT THE HELL KIND OF PURITY INVOLVES DRUNKEN SEX?" *spat Nadir, shoving Erik into a wall.*
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Post by Erik on Mar 19, 2008 17:57:47 GMT -5
*Erik blinked, trying to clear his head.*
"THAT WAS DRUGGED SEX, YOU LUSH! WE THOUGHT WE WERE SOMEONE ELSE."
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Post by Nadir on Mar 19, 2008 18:05:01 GMT -5
"SO YOU DENY YOU EVER WANTED HER WHILE IN YOUR RIGHT MIND? NEVER ONCE LONGED TO TOUCH HER EVEN FOR A MOMENT WHILE YOU WERE CLEAR IN YOUR THOUGHTS? HAH! DON'T LIE TO ME OR YOURSELF ABOUT THAT SLUT."
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