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Post by Edward IV of England on Jun 17, 2008 14:12:14 GMT -5
"Ah, huh?" He looked down at himself and sighed "Blast" he pulled the sheet around his waist and turned to Ramses "I'm sorry."
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Post by Ramses II on Jun 17, 2008 15:01:55 GMT -5
"S-Sorry?! SORRY? WHAT DO YOU MEAN SORRY? WHO ARE YOU?!
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Post by Edward IV of England on Jun 17, 2008 15:27:39 GMT -5
"I'm Edna, well Edward" he turned to meet Ramses blazing eyes "I fear I came here to steal your immortality."
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Post by Ramses II on Jun 17, 2008 15:33:02 GMT -5
Ramses held his stomach, he felt sick, terribly sick, he knew the man before him was not lying, he simply knew it.
He could see truth in his eyes.
Ramses rushed to the bathroom and began to vomit violently.
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Post by Edward IV of England on Jun 17, 2008 15:43:01 GMT -5
"That's one way to react" he said mildly and looked down to the dress on the floor, he stood up and searched for the purse he had come with, he had packed an extra pair of clothes just in case something like what happened, happened.
He dressed and walked to the bathroom where Ramses was standing looking terribly upset, his fists clenched "Please don't kill me."
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Post by Ramses II on Jun 17, 2008 15:46:43 GMT -5
Ramses screamed violently and began pushing Edward back, at an incredible rate of speed.
"WHY WOULD YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS? WHO ARE YOU?!" Ramses threw Edward down on the bed and jumped atop him, slamming his fist in to Edwards jaw.
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Post by Edward IV of England on Jun 17, 2008 16:29:46 GMT -5
"My name is Edward Plantagenet!" Edward yelled trying, and failing at removing the man from atop him.
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Post by Ramses II on Jun 17, 2008 16:51:52 GMT -5
Ramses stopped punching to look down at Edward "You lie."
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Post by Edward IV of England on Jun 17, 2008 17:23:08 GMT -5
"I am Edward Plantagenet, Duke of York, by the Grace of God, King of England and France and Lord of Ireland" he sighed "at least I was."
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Post by Ramses II on Jun 17, 2008 17:24:42 GMT -5
Ramses slowly moved back away from him "You're Richard the thirds elder brother?"
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Post by Edward IV of England on Jun 17, 2008 17:26:14 GMT -5
"I- huh?" he furrowed his eyebrows "Richard? You mean to tell me, you know more of my brother than me?" He would have hissy fit about this later.
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Post by Ramses II on Jun 17, 2008 17:27:46 GMT -5
"Well yes I- wait, wait we're getting off topic here" he returned to his previous state "why did you disguise yourself as a woman, then proceed to bed me?"
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Post by Edward IV of England on Jun 17, 2008 17:30:03 GMT -5
"If you remember sir it was you who bedded me" he almost smirked "and I have told you all ready, I came to take your immortality from you. But I'm afraid I had a sudden attack of concious when I found out that you were a father."
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Post by Ramses II on Jun 17, 2008 17:32:21 GMT -5
Ramses stared at the man who sat blodied and beaten before him, he had forgot to control himself again.
"And how were you planning on doing this? I-" he realized, as a woman Edward had asked him not to kiss him on the lips "-a potion?"
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Post by Edward IV of England on Jun 17, 2008 17:43:52 GMT -5
Edward felt his tooth in the back of his mouth- F*** broken.
"Yes, a potion, made by my girlfriend. The plan was to get you in bed and have you kiss me, through the exchanged I would have basically sucked the immortality from you. Sir what you have in you in a terrible deal with a devil."
Edward sighed, but that hurt too "When I died, I found the afterlife to be terribly boring, so I made a deal with a devil. He'd give me a body and an immortal soul for a price; that being never to fight a devil."
He touched his eye which was swelling quickly "Sadly I came here to ask my current girlfriend a question, only to find her being attacked by one of THEM. I had to protect her, I didn't know what it was, but I had to protect her, so I attacked it. Only to find out when it slashed me across the chest and I didn't heal, that it was a devil."
He tried to stand, but found himself slightly dizzy "You really did a number on me here pharaoh," he gulped "you see the penalty for breaking the rule was that my immortality would be revoked and I'd have to live as a mortal until I once again died. Then a transaction would be made and my immortality would be granted to a seemingly random person."
He looked in to Ramses eyes "You."
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