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Post by Johanna de Chagny on Mar 20, 2008 21:32:08 GMT -5
I was told never to make one of these, since it meant a pervert would stalk me through the internet and leave my raped and mutilated body in the middle of the road.
But maybe it'll help me find Antony, so what the hell.
Anyway, I'm Johanna Barker, I'm...I think seventeen by now? Yeah, and I spent a year in the looney bin. I like singing, birdwatching, and playing the cello.
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Post by Johanna de Chagny on Mar 21, 2008 13:38:19 GMT -5
Tagged by Christine:
1. You have 50 dollars in your pocket; what do you do with it? Dollars? How much is that in pounds?
2. What is your most guilty pleasure? Chocolate...and bad adventure novels.
3. Outdoors or indoors? I'd like to be outdoors...I haven't had much chance before now.
4. Are you confused as to what lies ahead of you? Yes, very.
5. Where do you see yourself in five years? Oh god, I really don't know.
6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone else? Loving someone. It keeps me going. Being loved really depends on how creepy the other person is.
7. What's your theory on dating? I've never been on one. It sounds like fun.
8. What is the one thing you love most in life? Listening to my former cellmates sing German torch songs.
...What?
9. Is there anything that has made you unhappy recently? I can't really remember actually being happy. I know that sounds emo.
10. What do you want most in life? I'd like to go somewhere where I can learn to do all the things I've only dreamed about, and enjoy my freedom.
11. If you could pick between being a good singer or a good dancer, which would you choose? Singer.
12. If you find out that your best friend is going out with your boyfriend/girlfriend, how would you react? I'd be absolutely crushed. Not that I have many friends.
13. If you could change anything, would you? I'd make myself less afraid of things. 14. What kind of person do you think you are? Intelligent but unmotivated.
15. Do you believe in something higher than humankind? I'd like to. I hope that death isn't the end.
16. Which fictional character could you most see yourself marrying? John Carter of Mars. ((Hey, it's only the wrong time period by a few decades...))
17. What super power/ability did you wish you had. Flying.
18. Do you have a motto? If yes which one? "If I cannot fly, let me sing."
19. What period of history, if any, interests you the most? I'd like to see the future, actually.
20. Do you have an all time favourite song? Other than my own? I'd have to think about that one.
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Post by Queen Dopplepopplus on Mar 28, 2008 0:48:35 GMT -5
Hi Johanna!
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Post by Johanna de Chagny on Mar 28, 2008 16:32:04 GMT -5
Oh my go, Jess! How are you?
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Post by Johanna de Chagny on Apr 4, 2008 19:28:41 GMT -5
Am currently handcuffed to a notorious pirate. Would write more, but he's tugging at me to go before the cops get here.
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Post by Johanna de Chagny on Apr 27, 2008 22:27:07 GMT -5
So, I'm running around in the dark catacombs of Paris, hunted by police and in the company of a mad outlaw.
Mood: Not as bad as I would have expected.
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Post by Johanna de Chagny on May 5, 2008 19:33:18 GMT -5
I don't know if I can write this. Antony...Antony is dead.
Macheath is being very sweet to me, but I don't know how I can go on. I'll never see my love again. What is there left for me? How could anyone do this?
Mood: Heartbroken Music: My own sobbing
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Post by Johanna de Chagny on May 9, 2008 17:28:18 GMT -5
My suethor says I'm turning into a combination of Grace from "Dogville" and Jean Valjean.
I have no idea what she's talking about.
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Post by Johanna de Chagny on Jun 9, 2008 21:18:57 GMT -5
I did not have any choice in becoming de Morangias' mistress. Nothing he does to me is my fault. I am certainly not enjoying it, and am in fact encouraging him to punish me for behaving in such a way.
Mood: Happily guilt-free
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Post by Johanna de Chagny on Jun 22, 2008 23:20:10 GMT -5
I'm getting married! All my friends can come-
Except, wait. I don't have friends.
No, that's not true! There's Jess and Christine! And Jack, but my fiance would probably kill him, so maybe it's better he doesn't come.
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Post by Johanna de Chagny on Aug 7, 2008 20:24:22 GMT -5
My husband is a murderous, raping, incestuous cult leader. Mood:
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Post by Queen Dopplepopplus on Aug 19, 2008 19:52:14 GMT -5
Oh... oh my.
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Post by Johanna de Chagny on Sept 14, 2008 12:26:36 GMT -5
...I feel like a bitch. Yes, my husband did some questionable things, but he was one of the few people who were really nice to me! I was horrible to leave him, but I can't make myself go back- and that would mean leaving Raoul, who I'm with now. My foster father was right. I am a decieving slut.
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Post by Johanna de Chagny on Sept 26, 2008 0:27:02 GMT -5
I'm married!!! Again!!!
And this time I think it might actually last- we love each other.
Added bonus: He's a Vicomte, which makes it all but impossible for him to be arbitrarily arrested on a false charge, due to his social power. So SUCK ON THAT, UNNAMED FORMER GUARDIAN! Granted, I'm supposed to have helped kill Turpin by now, but timelines are for the weak.
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Post by Johanna de Chagny on Oct 3, 2008 19:24:30 GMT -5
You know how I thought things were too good to last?
They were. Have been kidnapped for the harem of a Persian king. Sounds like something that would happen in those books Jean-Francoise and my guardian used to read.
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