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Post by Edward Hyde on Apr 24, 2008 18:21:51 GMT -5
*Hyde snorted.*
"Respect, right. So that's what you call it? You're too scared to do something, even if it was 'respectable'. Either that or you prefer..."
*He looked pointedly down at his trousers.*
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Post by Edward Hyde on Apr 24, 2008 18:41:49 GMT -5
"I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last woman on earth," *Jekyll said confusedly.*
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Post by Edward Hyde on Apr 29, 2008 10:52:26 GMT -5
*Hyde laughed.*
"I thought you were the smart one but you can be so thick sometimes. I didn't mean me, and I didn't mean woman... Do you get it now?"
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Post by Edward Hyde on Apr 29, 2008 11:10:13 GMT -5
"I don't think I want to," *Jekyll groaned.* "No, I do not like men. I should think that would be patently obvious, unless you, yourself, prefer them. Which I know you don't."
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Post by Edward Hyde on Apr 29, 2008 15:56:54 GMT -5
"Right, you keep telling yourself that. Actually, you never do anything to anyone so it's not obvious that you care for anyone at all."
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Post by Edward Hyde on Apr 29, 2008 16:04:24 GMT -5
"The proof of caring," *Jekyll snapped,* "is in not acting on my base desires."
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Post by Edward Hyde on Apr 29, 2008 16:15:29 GMT -5
"But it's so much fun..."
*Hyde got a dreamy look on his face, an extremely odd, opium-induced fantasy involving a blue hooker, a few zombie peasants, Lucy, three monkeys, and an umbrella coming over him unexpectedly.*
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Post by Edward Hyde on Apr 29, 2008 16:53:18 GMT -5
*Jekyll eyed him askance, disgusted.*
"You disgust me," *he announced, taking a long pull on his pipe and staggering to his feet.* "I'll not tolerate your presence a moment longer; wallow in your own filth, for all I care."
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Post by Edward Hyde on Apr 29, 2008 16:59:39 GMT -5
"Fine, be all high and mighty if you like. Do the "right" thing. Be "proper". I don't care. I just know that I'll have ten times more fun in my life than you ever will."
*He was about to come up with another witty retort when a scantily dressed transsexual joined his fantasy and he smiled and licked his lips in pleasure, not caring how Jekyll might interpret it.*
"Mmm, those look so fake but so nice...."
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Post by Edward Hyde on Apr 29, 2008 17:08:42 GMT -5
"Having fun is hardly the point of life," *Jekyll muttered as he stumbled away, soon to have debauched sexual congress with Lucy, all the while thinking it an opium-fueled dream.*
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Post by Edward Hyde on Apr 29, 2008 17:23:23 GMT -5
"Well what's life without a little fun?" *Hyde called after Jekyll as he, too, forced himself up and stumbled out in search of something else to do.*
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