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Post by Renn on Aug 19, 2007 0:02:17 GMT -5
*She hugged him.*
"Xavier, it's okay! Your parents won't hate you! Trust me, they may not understand, but they can't hate you!"
*Her eyes twinkled mischievously.*
"Was it good, at least?"
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Post by Xavier on Aug 19, 2007 0:04:23 GMT -5
*He collapsed into the pillow.*
"But Renn, yes they will! They're the most stright-edge parents that ever lived, not to mention they sent me to Paris to find a wife!" *He moaned.*
((It's the 19th century. Sodomites run off to Italy after being threatened with being burned at the stake in England.))
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Post by Renn on Aug 19, 2007 0:09:26 GMT -5
((She's aware of this; she'd just trying to cheer him up.))
*She sighed. Stupid nineteenth century bigots.*
"Xavier, Listen to me. It. Will be. Okay. You may not know it, but a lot of people around here live that particular lifestyle, and they're all perfectly happy!"
*So the perfectly happy part was a little white lie. They weren't wangsty because they were gay, they wangst because it's the 'verse.*
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Post by Xavier on Aug 19, 2007 0:10:58 GMT -5
*He groaned.*
"Renn, I'm here to find a wife. Falling for men doesn't exactly help matters!"
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Post by Renn on Aug 19, 2007 0:13:20 GMT -5
*She momentarily considered stealing an idea from Emily, but she figured it wouldn't go over too well with Enjolras.*
"Say... that Paris women are all cruel and snobbish. Or you could just never go back!"
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Post by Xavier on Aug 19, 2007 0:20:08 GMT -5
*He looked at her, despair evident in his eyes.*
"I got played..." *He moaned, collapsing onto her shoulder.*
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Post by Renn on Aug 19, 2007 0:26:11 GMT -5
"Awww, honey..." *She hugged him tightly and wished desperately for a modern TV and Dvd player. Watching Love Actually and then Chocolat pretty much solves all problems. Colin Firth, Hugh Grant and Johnny Depp, all in about three glorious hours. Stupid nineteenth century technology.*
"Everybody makes mistakes sometimes! It's going to be okay. Realy!"
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Post by Xavier on Aug 19, 2007 0:31:39 GMT -5
*Xavier pouted.*
"I want sappy romantic Operas now." *He sighed.*
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Post by Fitz on Aug 19, 2007 0:32:31 GMT -5
((Or showtunes!))
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Post by Renn on Aug 19, 2007 0:35:34 GMT -5
*She had to stop herself from banging her head against the wall when she remembered her Suethor powers. She promptly made a widescreen TV and a dvd player appear on the other side of the room, along with a cabinet to hold all her favorite movies.*
"I've got something even better."
*She got up and put in the first movie, Love Actually.*
"Moving photos. With sound," *she said, before he had time to ask.*
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Post by Xavier on Aug 19, 2007 0:38:02 GMT -5
*He stared at it.*
"That is badass." *He said.*
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Post by Renn on Aug 19, 2007 0:39:42 GMT -5
*She snorted in laughter.*
"Damn right," *she said.* "Now hush, and watch the amazingness of this movie."
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Post by Xavier on Aug 19, 2007 0:40:58 GMT -5
*He pointed at Colin Firth, his eyes widening.*
"Who is that?" *He said.* "That man is proof that God exists."
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Post by Renn on Aug 19, 2007 0:43:11 GMT -5
"That," *she said with a flourish,* "Is Colin Firth. And I've already claimed him."
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Post by Fitz on Aug 19, 2007 0:44:27 GMT -5
Hallie ran into the apartment. "No, I did!" she argued.
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