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Post by Dracula on Jun 2, 2007 11:48:51 GMT -5
(( ;D ))
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Post by Irene on Jun 2, 2007 12:15:10 GMT -5
((I'm still looking forward to you finding out about what your daddy's been doing to your prisoner...and what he will demand to do to your wife.))
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Post by Dracula on Jun 2, 2007 12:18:08 GMT -5
((Drac's head will probably explode. Which could be fun. Also, Satan's incest comment, the hell? No pun intended))
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Post by Irene on Jun 2, 2007 12:19:56 GMT -5
((She wasn't hitting on him or anything, just getting really unmaternal and frustrated with the men in her family.))
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Post by Satan on Jun 2, 2007 13:22:23 GMT -5
*As the two men rushed out, Satan pulled up a chair and took out a book*
I should have stuck to corrupting monks. It was alot simpler.
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Post by Satan on Jun 2, 2007 16:33:40 GMT -5
LATER
They're still not back yet. Hmm. I hope nothing went wrong. Well, sort of.
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Post by Marijke on Jun 4, 2007 5:18:08 GMT -5
*Marijke entered the sitting room and was pleasantly surprised when she spotted Satan. Okey, she knew that she shouldn't find it exciting too meet Satan, because you know, she was Satan, but it was Satan! Yeah, don't try to understand.*
"Good evening ma'am, could I get you a drink, while the boys get their fighting groove on upstairs?"
*Marijke walked over to a bar that had just appeared in the corner of the room and poured in a drink for Satan. The glass however exploded and so did some of the bottles.*
Not again.
*Marijke turned to Satan with a apologizing smile.*
"Would you excuse me, the man your son killed is haunting me, and I have to go and kick his ghastly butt now. Sorry."
*Marijke left the room, closed the door and turned around to the hall, where suddenly a transparent Francis appeared.*
"Do you f*cking mind? That was Satan, THE Satan. You know how cool it is just to be in a room with her? Right, whatever, you wouldn't since your a prototype good guy."
*Francis crossed his arms and glared angrily at Marijke.*
"Oh don't you give me that look mister! Oooh, fine! What do you want."
"I want you to resurrect me."
*Marijke rolled her eyes.* "No, not yet, you see I still need to......-"
"MY WIFE IS BEING RAPED BY ALMOST EVERYONE IN THIS HOUSEHOLD!" *Some windows exploded.*
"Well it's not my fault! And you don't need to go yelling about."
"It is your fault and you can resurrect me, and if you don't...."
*Marijke squinted her eyes, like she always did when she got a little nervous.* "If I don't you'll do what?"
"I'll, I'll." *Francis thought deeply.* "I'll tell everyone that you actually hate Gary Oldman!Dracula and the movie in which he played."
*Marijke gasped for air.* "You wouldn't"
"I would, now do we have a deal?"
*Marijke crossed her arms in front of her chess and mimicked Francis' angry look.* "Fine, but like I said, I can't resurrect you yet. You'll just have to due with a temporary solution."
*Francis stepped a bit closer.* "And that is?"
"Possession, you'll have to posses a body. Preferably the body of someone I control. So.... you who do you want?"
*Francis gave her a big WTF look.*
"Fine, I'll choose someone for you, let's see, Kurt? No, he's busy talking to Brandi and crushing on Georgiana. Ehm, Muteki? No, he's new, I don't want to mess him up already. There's Dracula, but that's a big no no. Ooh perhaps Wilbur. But he's so cute with Fiona, I don't want to mess that up. Yet. Well, Francis boy, would you mind possessing a woman instead. Got tons of those."
"A woman?"
"Yeah, you know, those creatures who have boobs and go nuts on you once a month? You could posses your sister."
"I have a sister!?"
"Yeah, long story, maybe I'll tell you that next time. No, I know! Rosette. She has no plot and she's the Ghostrider, so you won't have to worry about Dracula kicking your ass again."
*Marijke snapped her fingers and Francis disappeared. She grinned wickedly and turned back to the sitting room.*
"Man, I am good with wangst."
*She re-entered and walked over to the bar.*
"What did you want for drink, your Highness?"
((Longest post I have ever written. *exhausted sigh*))
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Post by Genghis Khan on Jun 4, 2007 7:55:33 GMT -5
((FTFW. I adore you.))
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Post by Satan on Jun 4, 2007 15:06:10 GMT -5
"A white russian, please."
*Satan flipped through a copy of Paradise Lost*
"Stupid John Milton, had to go and get all high and mighty about women just beacuse I dumped him..."
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Post by Marijke on Jun 6, 2007 8:24:05 GMT -5
*Marijke gave Satan her drink and looked surprised for a moment.*
"You dated John Milton? Why am I surprised?"
*Marijke smiled.*
"Your Highness, I hope you don't think I'm rude, because I am, but I try to hide it. Anyhow, I am a big fan of yours, not just on the 'verse, but in general. So could I perhaps, get an autograph?"
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Post by Satan on Jun 6, 2007 16:51:34 GMT -5
"Of course, my dear. Would you mind if I did it by carving 666 into your skin?"
*Pause*
"Well, it worked with Faust, I thought it was worth a try."
*Pulls out a pen and paper.*
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Post by Marijke on Jun 8, 2007 5:09:48 GMT -5
"Yeah, but Faust was a bit ditz. Selling your soul to be young again, please, if you gonna do it then do it for something cool. Like awesome superpowers, Ghostrider-style."
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Post by Satan on Jun 8, 2007 9:59:28 GMT -5
"Here you go."
*Satan handed the girl the slip of paper with her signiture*
"So, what does my family like to do for fun around here? Or do I even want to know?"
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Post by Marijke on Jun 10, 2007 14:28:15 GMT -5
"Well, there's the usual, raping, maiming, torturing and killing. But if you like I could invent television years before it's time."
*Marijke put the piece of paper in her pocket and vowed to put it up in a frame when she would get back home.*
"There are some awesome things that you could watch. Like horror movies. I'd think you would enjoy Saw."
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Post by Sylvia on Jun 10, 2007 14:54:37 GMT -5
((I love that movie. We just watched the third one last night.))
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