|
Post by Dr. House on Sept 17, 2007 22:44:04 GMT -5
*House entered the path lab to find no one there. There was just a glass slide and an opened bottle of crystal violet. Rolling his eyes inwardly, he put on a pair of latex gloves and started staining the sample that was smeared on the glass slide.*
"You here for a job or... just to fulfill your sexual fantasies?" *he asked.*
|
|
|
Post by Maria on Sept 17, 2007 22:47:46 GMT -5
*Sarah grinned at House*
"Would you believe, both of those?"
|
|
|
Post by Dr. House on Sept 17, 2007 23:40:06 GMT -5
*House looked up and smiled at her before tilting his head towards a small vial next to her.* "Hand me the iodine," *he said, capping the crystal violet vial.*
|
|
|
Post by Maria on Sept 17, 2007 23:41:35 GMT -5
"Sure."
*She retrieved the item, making sure to be careful with it as she handed it to him*
|
|
|
Post by Dr. House on Sept 17, 2007 23:46:03 GMT -5
*House took the bottle from her.*
"So, what position do you want? There's a paid internship exclusively for women with nice racks," *he said sarcastically as he added a few drops of iodine onto the glass slide.*
|
|
|
Post by Maria on Sept 17, 2007 23:48:12 GMT -5
*She bit her lip, trying to look thoughtful, but in truth she was trying not to bust up laughing*
"You're quite naughty, Dr. House. And to answer your question, I was hoping you might need someone to help with your filing and bookeeping."
|
|
|
Post by Dr. House on Sept 17, 2007 23:53:17 GMT -5
"If you know how to actually do insurance billings, you're hired. My last secretary had Pica and ended up eating all the forms. Son of the bitch almost got me sued by the insurance board."
|
|
|
Post by Maria on Sept 17, 2007 23:57:41 GMT -5
"Ugh, talk about incompetent. Don't worry, I do know how to take care of such things."
|
|
|
Post by Dr. House on Sept 18, 2007 0:15:10 GMT -5
"Great. You can have what should be Wilson's office. I wonder who's he's doing nowadays."
*House finished staining the sample and put the glass slide under a microscope. He peered in, adjusting the lense power and focus.* "Oh yeah! That's our money shot!" *he practically screamed as he saw a giardia huge and upclose.* "The guy has explosive, bloody diarrhea and some moron thinks it's gastrointeritis."
*House motioned to her to come and check it out.*
|
|
|
Post by Maria on Sept 18, 2007 6:07:10 GMT -5
*Not really knowing what, exactly, she was going to see, Sarah hesitated the briefiest of moments before putting an eye to the microscope*
|
|
|
Post by Dr. House on Sept 18, 2007 18:08:45 GMT -5
((AP bio is killing me with all this AMAZING info about protists. Anyway, this is what you're seeing: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giardia))*House quickly called attending and ordered massive amounts of fluid and a round of Nitazoxanide for the patient.* "If you want to lose weight, that's your ultimate diet plan."
|
|
|
Post by Maria on Sept 18, 2007 18:14:18 GMT -5
*She straightened back up*
"I think I'd rather pass on that one. Fad diets really aren't my thing."
|
|
|
Post by Dr. House on Sept 18, 2007 18:22:08 GMT -5
"You think Lindsay Lohan would give me her autograph if I slipped some of this crap into her protein shake?"
|
|
|
Post by Maria on Sept 18, 2007 18:25:01 GMT -5
*Sarah chuckled*
"Ha! She's skinnier than half of me--I bet there'd be nothing left of her to even photograph."
|
|
|
Post by Dr. House on Sept 18, 2007 19:29:19 GMT -5
*House scoffed.* "Who'd want to look at her non-existant ass?"
|
|