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Post by Dr. House on Sept 18, 2007 17:57:45 GMT -5
((He called Emcee a Nazi just 'cause he's German. And House has his ways of knowing whether or not your Jewish. )) "...Tried to get kinky but you chickened out in the last minute?" *he quipped sarcastically before turning his attention to her arm.* "Was the bastard foaming in the mouth or afraid of the light?" *House asked a bit more seriously.*
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Post by Mira Von Frankenstein on Sept 18, 2007 17:58:46 GMT -5
"He didn't seem to be."
*She winced in pain*
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Post by The Emcee on Sept 19, 2007 20:26:32 GMT -5
He looked over at Mira "Youf bedside manor is zat oof a vet mop Docteer Hoose."
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Post by Mira Von Frankenstein on Sept 19, 2007 20:38:39 GMT -5
((Took me a while to decipher that...))
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Post by Queen Dopplepopplus on Sept 19, 2007 21:03:20 GMT -5
((Lol I'll tone it down))
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Post by Irene on Sept 20, 2007 15:44:52 GMT -5
((No, I like it- it's just funny.))
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Post by Anna Regan on Sept 20, 2007 17:32:11 GMT -5
((Oh okay ))
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Post by Dr. House on Sept 20, 2007 19:07:48 GMT -5
((...That took me a while to decipher too. )) "And your lip stick makes you look like a cheap whore," *he said dully, without looking at him.* *House turned his attention back to the girl and felt the lymph nodes under her jaw for a brief moment.* "I'm gonna put you on some antibiotics and get you a rabies shot just in case," *he said, going into his pocket for his prescription pad.* "Any allergies to penicillin or a family history of allergies?"
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Post by Mira Von Frankenstein on Sept 22, 2007 16:48:16 GMT -5
(("You're not a doctor nightclub host, you're a whore!"))
"No, none that I know of."
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Post by Dr. House on Sept 22, 2007 19:20:07 GMT -5
((BWAHAHA! Best crossover spoof EVER. "Looks like someone 'gray-zed' YOUR anatomy" made me lawlz.))
"Great," *House said unenthusiastically as he wrote a prescription for amoxcillin pills. After handing her the slip of paper, House went over to a drawer, grabbed a syringe and an alcohol swab. He cleaned a portion of her arm, then mercilessly stabbed her with the needle.*
"Cash in the prescription over there," *he said, referring to the clinic pharmacy as he tossed the syringe into a red sharps container,* "and don't come back unless you start bleeding from the eyes or something."
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Post by Mira Von Frankenstein on Sept 22, 2007 20:19:37 GMT -5
*Mira nodded, wincing from the pain*
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Post by The Emcee on Sept 24, 2007 15:03:46 GMT -5
The Emcee had a sudden urge to run up and choke the living s*** out of House, but controlled it, for Mira's sake.
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Post by Mira Von Frankenstein on Sept 25, 2007 21:03:07 GMT -5
*Mira smiled to see him beside her. But House's words echoed in her head...*
What could possibly be wrong with you? Besides the fact that you're a Jew going around with a Nazi supporting transvestite?
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Post by Dr. House on Sept 27, 2007 22:19:26 GMT -5
*House walked away and turned a corner... but, him being--well--House, he couldn't resist a final quip.*
"One more thing," *he said, poking his head around the corner.* "If I were you, I'd get a few wrappers for his twinky. His glands don't look too hot."
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Post by Mira Von Frankenstein on Oct 1, 2007 20:51:46 GMT -5
*There was really no possible response to that. Instead, Mira attempted to stand up*
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