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Post by Dr. House on Dec 10, 2007 20:16:10 GMT -5
((*Taps Wilson on the shoulder with finger.* Ya happy? /not funny joke.))
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Post by Dr. Wilson on Dec 11, 2007 14:56:36 GMT -5
"You do realize it's a bit odd to have a hospital in the back of a theater, don't you?"
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Post by Dr. House on Dec 11, 2007 15:04:13 GMT -5
"If I were you, I'd stop complaining and go do your "thing" all the hot chicks running around this place."
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Post by Dr. Wilson on Dec 11, 2007 15:05:51 GMT -5
"Very mature."
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Post by Dr. House on Dec 11, 2007 15:09:30 GMT -5
"You know you want to."
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Post by Dr. Wilson on Dec 11, 2007 15:11:22 GMT -5
"That's not really the point. Some of us have this thing called... maybe you've heard of it... self-control."
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Post by Dr. House on Dec 11, 2007 15:16:59 GMT -5
"Nope, never heard fo it," *House said simply, popping open his bottle of vicodin and tossing a few pills in his mouth.*
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Post by Dr. Wilson on Dec 11, 2007 15:19:24 GMT -5
((We need to get these two out to lunch or something.))
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Post by Dr. House on Dec 11, 2007 15:22:19 GMT -5
((Put him in the cafeteria or something. I'll have House show up. )
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Post by Dr. Wilson on Dec 11, 2007 15:25:07 GMT -5
((Okay.))
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Post by Sherlock Holmes on Dec 15, 2007 1:42:18 GMT -5
*Holmes strode into the office, remembering belatedly that he should have knocked but not caring. He looked at the two men and singled House out.*
"You. You're in charge here?"
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Post by Dr. House on Dec 15, 2007 16:59:38 GMT -5
*House stared at him, seemingly confused.* "If this is about my drug use, non-existant bedside manners, or if your Tritter's boyfriend, I'm not interested."
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Post by Sherlock Holmes on Dec 15, 2007 19:07:09 GMT -5
*What an interesting person, Holmes thought. He rather hated him on sight.*
"Unfortunately for you, no, it isn't. It's about a doctor on your staff. A Doctor Crane."
*Holmes held out Irene's record.*
"I want to know why a woman with no symptoms of mental problems was prescribed this course of medication."
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Post by Dr. House on Dec 15, 2007 20:06:57 GMT -5
*House ignored the medical file.* "You mean the Jewish chick that's been in and outta here for attempted suicide, rape, multiple gun shot wounds, attempted suicide, some more rape--and oh, did I mention attempted suicide? Yeah, I have NO clue as to why she'd be referred to a psychiatrist for her complete lack of psychiatric problems," *House said. He had already fill the day's quota for dumb questions and this was plucking at his last nerve.* "Tell me who gave you her records so I can fire her righ tnow." *He picked up the phone on his desk, poised to dial a random number.*
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Post by Sherlock Holmes on Dec 15, 2007 22:16:49 GMT -5
*Holmes stepped forward and put his finger on the phone hangy-upy thing.*
"Ms. Adler has been through more than you can imagine in the past year," *Holmes said with dangerous calm.* "But that does not explain why Dr. Crane gave her this unorthodox course of drugs and why she is now experiencing multiple personality disorder. As, I believe, a direct result of Dr. Crane's... tampering."
*He stepped away and fixed House with his raptor-like gaze.*
"I suggest you dispense with your paltry attempts at wit and assist my investigation."
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