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Post by Renn on Mar 28, 2007 22:01:16 GMT -5
*flips through the textbook*
"Umm... The most common causes are bronchitis and pneumonia."
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Post by Dr. House on Mar 28, 2007 22:07:32 GMT -5
"Did you ask him if he smokes?"
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Post by Renn on Mar 28, 2007 22:09:56 GMT -5
*nods* "I'm not that dense. And no, he doesn't."
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Post by Dr. House on Mar 28, 2007 22:16:37 GMT -5
*Takes a deep breath, grabs the history file from her and looks through it.* "What does that useless stack of papers your holding tell about bronchitis and pneumonia? The two things they have in common are....?"
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Post by Renn on Mar 28, 2007 22:19:19 GMT -5
Renn thought very hard, "Um... they have more symptoms than coughing up blood?" she guessed.
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Post by Dr. House on Mar 28, 2007 22:31:22 GMT -5
*Rolls his eyes annoyed.* "Fever! According to Kate's logs, this guy doesn't have a fever. Plus, if it was bronchitis or pneumonia, he'd be coughing up a bit more blood that a few spots on a handkerchief."
*Gets up and limps out of the office and towards the guy's bed.* "So, any new ideas?"
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Post by Renn on Mar 28, 2007 22:35:24 GMT -5
"Well excuse me for being new and ignorant!" She huffed. "TB?" She flipped hurriedly through the book. "I dunno, he could have swallowed something!"
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Post by Dr. House on Mar 28, 2007 22:41:47 GMT -5
*Ignores*
*To the guy* "What's your job?"
'I'm a first grade teacher,' *he says hoarsely.*
"No doubt you yell a lot to those little spawns of devils."
*The man nodded*
*House turned to Renn.* "TB..." *Looks thoughtful* "Excellent diagnosis," *he says sarcastically.*
*To the guy* "Go...drink some tea and call in sick for a few days. And get out of here. You're not dying."
*Limps back towards his office.*
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Post by Renn on Mar 28, 2007 22:46:14 GMT -5
*Renn pouted and crossed her arms, following House angrily.*
Jeez, just 'cause he's House doesn't mean he can be such a jackass!
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Post by Dr. House on Mar 28, 2007 22:47:49 GMT -5
*Sits down and twirls cane* "Ya want another one or...you just wanna go home?"
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Post by Renn on Mar 28, 2007 22:57:01 GMT -5
Renn glared at him, then turned her back to him so he wouldn't see that she was about to cry. She hated that about herself; she always teared up when she got angry.
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Post by Dr. House on Mar 28, 2007 22:59:20 GMT -5
*Makes a face* "Are you crying?"
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Post by Renn on Mar 28, 2007 23:04:08 GMT -5
"No!" She barked, not turning around. Why did she always do that? The least amount of stress or abuse and bam. Crying like a Sue. She needed more sleep.
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Post by Dr. House on Mar 28, 2007 23:06:38 GMT -5
*Stares* "...Okay...Why?"
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Post by Renn on Mar 28, 2007 23:09:32 GMT -5
"Because," she snapped, "You're being a jackass! Just 'cause it's my first day and I'm trying to be helpful, I'm lower than dirt!"
She glared at the floor, fuming.
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