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Post by Sweeney Todd on Jun 2, 2007 15:32:47 GMT -5
DAMSEL IN DISTRESS IN NEED OF HELP.
Wanted: A group of competent, experienced vampire hunters who think they can face Dracula. Apply at Sweeney Todd's Barber Shop.
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Wisty
- In the Duggins -
Buy a flower from a poor girl?
Posts: 63
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Post by Wisty on Jun 2, 2007 23:27:36 GMT -5
LONELY MILLIONAIRE. Seeks companion (Female) for evening entertainment and possibly more. No married women need apply. ((Oh HECK yeah. *plots to send Bonnie-Marie over.* Wait. They're cousins, aren't they? DANGIT!))
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Post by Belladonna on Jun 3, 2007 0:02:20 GMT -5
((Ooh. Is it bad that I really want to whore Parisa out?))
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Post by Raoul on Jun 3, 2007 4:45:51 GMT -5
LONELY MILLIONAIRE. Seeks companion (Female) for evening entertainment and possibly more. No married women need apply. ((Oh HECK yeah. *plots to send Bonnie-Marie over.* Wait. They're cousins, aren't they? DANGIT!)) It never bothered Raoul...
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Post by Bonnie-Marie on Jun 3, 2007 6:41:57 GMT -5
((Oh HECK yeah. *plots to send Bonnie-Marie over.* Wait. They're cousins, aren't they? DANGIT!)) It never bothered Raoul... ((That's a good point. And maybe Bonnie-Marie hasn't seen him since she was little and doesn't remember what he looks like. Or maybe...I dunno, something.))
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Post by Raoul on Jun 3, 2007 12:10:24 GMT -5
I smell more wangst for Philippe...
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Imogen
- Ingenious Pilot -
The Black Widow%\1\%
Posts: 112
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Post by Imogen on Jun 3, 2007 18:31:13 GMT -5
LONELY MILLIONAIRE. Seeks companion (Female) for evening entertainment and possibly more. No married women need apply. Somebody's a-ringin' my bell.
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Post by Irene on Jun 4, 2007 21:16:43 GMT -5
POSTING AS RENFIELD
Pests getting out of control? Call the Ratcatcher! They'll be removed in no time!
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Oriane
- Ingenious Pilot -
Ain't she just the sweetest Alien ever.
Posts: 102
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Post by Oriane on Jun 5, 2007 5:47:35 GMT -5
Does anybody need a ninja business man to kill, steal, do ninja shit do business stuff, call 0800-IHEARTNINJAS
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Post by Satan on Jun 7, 2007 10:58:24 GMT -5
Life isn't going your way? Time to make a deal with the beast!
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Post by Mitra on Jun 7, 2007 11:09:23 GMT -5
((Why do I want to tag on "...with the two backs"?))
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Post by Irene on Jun 7, 2007 11:09:47 GMT -5
((I'm sure she'd be up for it. ))
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Imogen
- Ingenious Pilot -
The Black Widow%\1\%
Posts: 112
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Post by Imogen on Jun 7, 2007 23:26:33 GMT -5
Quiet-living widow seeks high-quality, classically-furnished living arrangement. Roommates will be tolerated. Willing to pay handsomely.
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Post by Erik on Jun 8, 2007 0:03:02 GMT -5
Quiet-living widow seeks high-quality, classically-furnished living arrangement. Roommates will be tolerated. Willing to pay handsomely. ((We need to set her up with the most inappropriate roommate ever. Like, her total opposite. Alex would work, maybe, except she's staying with Rochester. She could always get jealous or something and leave. Any thoughts?))
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Imogen
- Ingenious Pilot -
The Black Widow%\1\%
Posts: 112
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Post by Imogen on Jun 8, 2007 0:23:36 GMT -5
((Could definitely happen. Heck, maybe Imogen can move in with Rochester and stir up trouble there. Imogen is like a bitchier version of Alex, but with a definite and unabashedly feminine side.))
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