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Post by Selena on Oct 21, 2006 11:54:41 GMT -5
Hmm.. Jack does love weddings...
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Post by Sir Percy on Oct 21, 2006 12:04:05 GMT -5
Why yes he does. Ah well, feel free to join the party...oh, you already did.
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Post by kayte on Oct 21, 2006 15:30:27 GMT -5
Mountains are cold.
Maybe I'll get to skip school on Monday...
Cabin heating doesn't work very well.
It's fun but gaaaaaahhhhhhhh. I have zero tolerance for cold.
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Post by Vianne Giry on Oct 21, 2006 15:49:14 GMT -5
Frack. I can't even think straight right now.
An open letter to my mananger--
Dear Anthony:
YOU F*CKER. CALL ME. YOU'D BETTER BE DEAD ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD SOMEWHERE BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T F*CKING SHOW UP FOR YOUR SHIFT AND I STAYED FOR AN EXTRA TWO HOURS AND WORRIED MYSELF SICK AND WAS SO ANGRY I STILL CAN'T STOP SHAKING AND I HAD TO DO MY CASH-OUT ABOUT TWENTY TIMES IN A ROW BECAUSE A) YOU DIDN'T SHOW UP, B) PEOPLE KEPT THINKING NOON WAS A GOOD TIME TO ORDER COFFEE, AND IT IS, IF THERE IS SOMEONE THERE TO RUN THE COFFEE SHOP, WHICH YOU WEREN'T, AND C) DID I MENTION WORRIED AND ANGRY AND STARVING AND TIRED AND YOU AND BECKY AREN'T ANSWERING YOUR CELL PHONES AND YOUR VOICEMAIL IS FULL? BECAUSE WHEN I'M SCHEDULED TO BE OFF AT ELEVEN, I DON'T REALLY EAT BREAKFAST OR BRING LUNCH WITH ME OR BOTHER SLEEPING THAT MUCH OR BRINGING MY HOMEWORK BECAUSE I ASSUME I'LL HAVE TIME TO NAP AND DO HOMEWORK AT HOME. I DON'T GIVE A SH*T IF YOU'RE THE NEW MANAGER OR WHAT, BUT I AM SO F*CKING WORRIED ABOUT YOUR STUPID @ss AND I DON'T KNOW WHY, IF YOU GOT MUGGED OR KIDNAPPED, BUT YOU DESERVE IT IF THIS NOT-SHOWING-UP IS THE KIND OF SH*T YOU LIKE PULLING AT YOUR PLACE OF WORK. WHERE WAS I? OH, RIGHT. F*CK YOU AND YOUR MOM. SHOW UP FOR WORK NEXT TIME, DUMB@SS.
Love, Emily
P.S. YOU LEFT THE F*CKING TAP RUNNING LAST NIGHT, DIPSH*T, AND THE COUNTER MUST HAVE A CRACK IN IT AND THE WOODWORK IS COMPLETELY SATURATED SO IT RAN THROUGH THE CUPBOARDS AND ONTO THE FLOOR . MY 6.15 IN THE MORNING JUST ISN'T COMPLETE WITHOUT A MINOR FLOOD TO GREET ME UPON MY ARRIVAL.
P.P.S. DO YOU SECRETLY HATE ME? IS THIS SOME KIND OF BIZARRE HAZING RITUAL?
P.P.P.S. PLEASE GIVE ME A GOOD REASON NOT TO B*TCH LIKE THIS AT YOU IF AND WHEN YOU READ MY NOTE AND GIVE ME A F*CKING CALL.
/end rant.
Nearly screamed at some poor would-be customers who got a little snippy when they realized I was closed in the early afternoon. YES I KNOW THIS IS MY BEST SELLING TIME. TELL THAT TO MY ABSENT CO-WORKER.
*headdesk and cries*
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Post by kayte on Oct 21, 2006 15:52:38 GMT -5
I'm sorry. This guy sucks, he deserves this kind of letter if he does stuff like that. *hugs*
...oh CRAP. I forgot to bring my outfit for formal dinner night. Crappit. 2 years in a row...arghhhhhhhhhhhh.
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Post by Vianne Giry on Oct 21, 2006 15:54:42 GMT -5
*sighs* He's not normally like that. I mean, he's actually nicer than my old manager, who, although still a nice person, was rather harsh and demanding at times. This guy's a total sweetheart, which is mostly why this worries me. The anger is coming from not being able to get in touch with him--he has no back-up communication aside from his cellphone, and if that's out of commission, no luck. This could all be as simple as he thinks he's coming in at three o'clock today, which is a very real possibility, as the schedule switches next week, but still--there's no way I can know that.
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Post by Sydney on Oct 21, 2006 16:27:37 GMT -5
Oh man...*Gives you a big hug*...And all of this on your wedding day! XD Cheer up! *dances around like a moron just to make you laugh*
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Post by Vianne Giry on Oct 21, 2006 16:30:10 GMT -5
*snnnerk*
Ehhh maybe I should just drink tonight. Drink heavily.
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Post by kayte on Oct 21, 2006 16:34:44 GMT -5
My brother just tried to shoot me with a stolen slingshot.
Why did my relatives let him get ahold of a slingshot? We all know he's crazy.
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Post by Vianne Giry on Oct 21, 2006 16:37:01 GMT -5
Slingshots? Heck, my grandparents put a BB gun in my trigger happy cousin's hot little hands. Nearly smoked my brother in the face, missed him only by barely getting stuck between the wood slats of the door my cousin was taking potshots at.
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Post by kayte on Oct 21, 2006 16:42:15 GMT -5
I definately prefer the slingshot. But there was that time with the paintball gun...
I mean, who came up with the idea to give little kids guns? Geez.
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Post by Sydney on Oct 21, 2006 16:43:30 GMT -5
You know what REALLY helps when I'm stressed? Going to the shooting range and shooting like...500 rounds. I'm damn serious. You should try that. If you're REALLY stressed, try shooting a 9mm or a .40~ .22 doesn't do it for me when I'm pissed off. I have to feel the recoil.
Damn...That shounded weird...O.o
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Post by kayte on Oct 21, 2006 16:45:37 GMT -5
I probably should do that instead of chasing the first little brother I see around the house with a shoe...
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Post by Vianne Giry on Oct 21, 2006 16:48:11 GMT -5
There is a shooting range near my grandparent's house, I think.
Do you have to bring your own firearm? Canada being what it is, it'd be hard for me to get one of my own.
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Post by Sydney on Oct 21, 2006 16:49:50 GMT -5
Oh...you live in Canada...-_-
I'm not sure then...But you should go. 9mm or a .40~ .45 if you're feeling REALLY REALLY pissed. XD
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