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Post by John Wilkes Booth on Feb 21, 2007 23:42:07 GMT -5
((Well, that's good. I think.))
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The Bride
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It's mercy, compassion, and forgiveness I lack; not rationality. %\1\%
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Post by The Bride on Mar 3, 2007 13:37:40 GMT -5
Alright, this time I have no one to blame but myself.
I had a rebound fling with a crazy street kid.
Don't ask.
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Post by Beatrice on Mar 4, 2007 19:43:05 GMT -5
((Way to screw up Toby even MORE. Sheesh.))
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The Bride
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It's mercy, compassion, and forgiveness I lack; not rationality. %\1\%
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Post by The Bride on Mar 22, 2007 21:51:46 GMT -5
WOOT! I FINALLY KILLED BILL!
...except that he said some cryptic stuff about my parents first. I should have made him talk some more.
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The Bride
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Post by The Bride on Apr 5, 2007 8:50:29 GMT -5
The good news is, I think I know what happened to my parents. The bad news is, well, I don't really have the heart to get into that now.
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The Bride
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It's mercy, compassion, and forgiveness I lack; not rationality. %\1\%
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Post by The Bride on Apr 14, 2007 13:40:16 GMT -5
Okay, so here it is: I think Bill might have had something going on with my mother.
Excuse me while I throw up.
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The Bride
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It's mercy, compassion, and forgiveness I lack; not rationality. %\1\%
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Post by The Bride on Apr 22, 2007 21:09:37 GMT -5
Let's go through this, shall we?
My best friend is a whore. My husband is dead. My daughter is dead. My ex is a bastard. My other ex had an affair with my mom. My mom is dead. My dad is...I don't really know yet.
Sometimes I think God doesn't like me.
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The Bride
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It's mercy, compassion, and forgiveness I lack; not rationality. %\1\%
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Post by The Bride on Jun 9, 2007 18:28:04 GMT -5
My dad is alive, and seems to be insane. My ex apparently RAPED my mom.
I think I'm going to go murder a few people.
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The Bride
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It's mercy, compassion, and forgiveness I lack; not rationality. %\1\%
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Post by The Bride on Jun 30, 2007 20:38:43 GMT -5
Met a really nice guy named Leon who killed the president. I think he likes me!
Oh, but more importantly: remember the whole disgusting situation with my mom and Bill? I just found out that William Turpin had a brother in England who became a judge while Bill became an American outlaw.
Which means Bill was just a murdering bastard, not my mom's rapist.
Yay!
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Post by Hallie on Jul 3, 2007 17:34:30 GMT -5
((Leon made you a mix tape! XD And yay, less ickiness!
Sweeney: *mutters things about all Turpins being bastards*))
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