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Post by Bonnie-Marie on Apr 15, 2006 19:10:48 GMT -5
Dear diary,
I'm finally here, I made it! I'm so, so, so excited to finally make friends! I've never had any friends, except for dear Jeeves. Speaking of Jeeves, I must write to him and show him photographs of my new home! He'll be so excited to know that his lessons have paid off and that I'm the new lead dancer here! I'm not actually the lead dancer yet--I haven't even auditioned yet--but I'm so, so sure that I will be!
Oh dear. I know that I was oh-so-happy a moment ago, but I seem to have just had one of my oh-so-severe mood swings, and now I'm terrified! What if my new friends find out my secret? What if they hate me forever and I never make any friends or get married? (I don't mean to suggest that I would marry any of these women, as that would be terribly improper.) How am I going to keep my secret?
Oh, oh, oh, I actually suggested earlier that we could all stay up late sharing secrets! What have I done?!? Now when it's get to me, I won't be able to share mine because they'll hate me if I do, but not sharing a secret would make me a hypocrite, and they'll hate me for that!
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?!?
&hearts Bonnie
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Post by Bonnie-Marie on Apr 18, 2006 2:51:32 GMT -5
Dear diary,
Such exciting news! I have a cousin-in-law! Her name is Anneke, and she is the little sister of Christine, who is the wife of Raoul, who is the son of my uncle, who is the brother of my father, who is the father of me! Isn't that wonderful?
I also met a man from Persia, his name is Nadir. He's going to teach me how to cook! I think I'll start calling him my "Angel of Food", which is actually a plot hole since I haven't heard any stories about the Opera Populaire's shady past. Oh well.
&hearts Bonnie
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Post by Bonnie-Marie on Jun 1, 2006 14:37:20 GMT -5
Dear diary,
It's been so quiet here lately. Sigh.
&hearts Bonnie
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Post by Bonnie-Marie on Jun 7, 2006 12:23:33 GMT -5
Dear diary,
Oh happy day, a new cousin!
&hearts Bonnie
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Post by Bonnie-Marie on Jun 16, 2006 1:42:02 GMT -5
Dear diary,
I'm sorry I haven't written in so long, but things have been so hectic recently! So much has been going on, and I've met so many new people and done so many new things, inlcuding this boy named Dominic! But I must take it one step at a time...
Firstly...my worst nightmare happened. I transformed into a Jellicle. In front of people. Oh God, it was so embarassing! Thankfully, the word doesn't seem to be spreading yet, maybe because Dominic would never do that to me...
Oh, I forgot to mention...I met a boy named Dominic! His mother was Annette Dupont, the famous prima ballerina! That's all I really know about him, but shortly after I had un-Jellicled, we made love on the roof!
It turns out my Angel of Food has quite a temper. Who knew, really? He almost killed Dominic, because he thought I'd been hurt, but then I had to explain to him that nothing like that had happened. Angel walked away without saying anything, but I do so hope that he's still going to teach me to cook!
Oh, I just remembered that Dominic is currently in pain on the roof and really should be getting to the hospital sometime soon, so I'm off for now!
&hearts Bonnie
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Post by Bonnie-Marie on Jul 3, 2006 18:22:23 GMT -5
Dear diary,
*cries*
&hearts Bonnie
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Post by Bonnie-Marie on Jul 11, 2006 2:30:32 GMT -5
Dear diary,
Things are a little better now. I guess.
You see, what happened was I asked Dominic to marry me, but he didn't say a word. Not a single word. It could have been because he wasn't online, but I'm totally ignoring that possibility. I suppose it was highly inappropriate of me to ask him, but how dare he not respond? I thought I knew him so well, but I would never have expected this! It must be because of my condition. God, why do I ahve to be the way I am? I hate it! Oh no! What if he gets mad at me now and decides to tell everyone how I am? Oh God, oh God...
Well, anyway, my Angel of Food, is totally going to force him to marry me. Isn't that the sweetest thing? I love my Angel of Food!
&hearts Bonnie
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Post by Bonnie-Marie on Jul 20, 2006 16:35:10 GMT -5
Dear diary,
I am so confused. Dominic has gone missing, my Angel of Food is nowhere to be found since I last saw him in the kitchen, cousin Georgiana locked me in a closet, and I had a few moments of bizare attraction to a drunken pirate. What's going on?
&hearts Bonnie
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Post by Bonnie-Marie on Aug 10, 2006 2:48:12 GMT -5
Dear diary,
I'm feeling so useless lately. Sigh.
&hearts Bonnie
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Post by Bonnie-Marie on Aug 22, 2006 20:32:24 GMT -5
Dear diary,
Dominic who?
&hearts
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Post by Bonnie-Marie on Sept 3, 2006 0:53:54 GMT -5
Dear diary,
Oh God, I've ruined my life! Again!
Things that happened to me recently: - met Ichabod and made love to him (complete with egg slime) in the kitchen - had one of my troublesome mood swings and ran out on Ichy - stepped in Dominic on the back steps - accused Ichy of Dominic's murder - met and tangoed with Roux, followed by a quickie under a bistro table - was questioned (re: said quickie) by Ichy; told him Roux was underwear salesmen - was slapped by Ichy (!!!) - transformed into Jellicle in front of Ichy - scratched and hissed at Ichy before running out on him again
I hate my life, I really do. And I miss Jeeves.
&hearts Bonnie
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Post by Bonnie-Marie on Oct 25, 2006 14:57:03 GMT -5
Dear diary,
Goodness, I've been so terrible about keeping up with the happenings in my life! Remember when I used to sit up in my room all alone and write in you for hours at a time, and tell you all my secrets? Such days are entirely of the past now. I suppose it's because I'm too busy with rehearsals. I do apologize. Or I would if you weren't an inanimate object.
Anyway, Ichy and I are back together, and I've just come home from a wonderful three weeks with the Omnibusaguro tribe! I'm not sure what I was doing with them, but they gave me a spear and a necklace! The spear is currently lodged in a moose head in the foyer, but the necklace is oh-so-nice. I also brought back a spinny bird thingy for Ichy and a T-shirt for Raoul.
&hearts Bonnie
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Post by Bonnie-Marie on Nov 29, 2006 2:00:21 GMT -5
Dear diary,
I feel sick. And nobody loves me. And I need to clean my room. Now.
&hearts Bonnie
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Post by Bonnie-Marie on Dec 8, 2006 19:51:10 GMT -5
Dear diary,
Aaaaaaaaaangst!
&hearts Bonnie
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Post by Bonnie-Marie on Jan 5, 2007 22:21:54 GMT -5
Dear diary,
I'm terribly sorry it's been so long since I haven't written in you, things have just been so hectic. I know you understand. Here's what's been happening lately:
NO ONE was paying ANY attention to me! I don't understand it! It's like I had a sign on my back that said "Ignore me! Ignore me!" and everybody would have paid attention to it except for the fact that they never even noticed it in the first place because they were already ignoring me! I went to Walmart and screamed and dropped stuff and fell over and nobody even came to clean up after me.
That sickness I wrote about several days ago was apparently morning sickness, as I discovered I was PREGNANT. And you know what? NOBODY CARED! Not even Ichy! He just sat there like a big, dumb...dumb thing! When I went to Walmart and fell over, I lost my kittens, and it's all Ichabod's fault for ignoring me. Well, Ichabod and the doctor and my Angel of Food and everyone at Walmart.
Oh! I just remembered! My Angel of Food turned out to be so mean! He made fun of me and was rude and insensitive and I hate him so I tried to kill him but he wouldn't die and so I hate him more! I want him to die! Why won't he die?!
After that, Roux the gypsy came and now I think he's going to kill them all for me.
&hearts Bonnie
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