The Bride
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It's mercy, compassion, and forgiveness I lack; not rationality. %\1\%
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Post by The Bride on Nov 29, 2006 16:24:38 GMT -5
*In order to earn money while on a revenge kick, the Bride opens up shop as a fighting instructor*
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Kellie
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Mwah, mwah!
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Post by Kellie on Nov 29, 2006 17:24:00 GMT -5
*wanders in*
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The Bride
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It's mercy, compassion, and forgiveness I lack; not rationality. %\1\%
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Post by The Bride on Nov 29, 2006 18:14:52 GMT -5
*Turns and looks at the creepy blonde girl*
"Hello. Are you here to learn how to fight?"
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Kellie
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Mwah, mwah!
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Post by Kellie on Nov 29, 2006 19:22:12 GMT -5
*blinks* Yeah, that sounds really, like, cool and stuff!
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The Bride
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It's mercy, compassion, and forgiveness I lack; not rationality. %\1\%
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Post by The Bride on Nov 29, 2006 19:24:47 GMT -5
"Alright, then. First, some basics of self-defense. These are the four most sensitive areas of the body- solar plexis, instep, nose, and groin. To remember, think S.I.N.G. Got that?"
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Post by Diana on Nov 29, 2006 19:31:01 GMT -5
((*Dies laughing*))
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The Bride
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It's mercy, compassion, and forgiveness I lack; not rationality. %\1\%
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Post by The Bride on Nov 29, 2006 19:32:21 GMT -5
((Okay, I got it from Miss Congeniality. Sue me.))
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Kellie
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Post by Kellie on Dec 1, 2006 13:01:53 GMT -5
Solar plexis? Is that, like, the part of the sun?
*is totally earnest, or at least as earnest as it's possible for her to be*
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The Bride
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It's mercy, compassion, and forgiveness I lack; not rationality. %\1\%
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Post by The Bride on Dec 2, 2006 15:37:24 GMT -5
"No. It's right here, near the stomach."
*Points*
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Post by Diana on Dec 2, 2006 15:38:42 GMT -5
((*IS LIEK DED*))
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The Bride
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It's mercy, compassion, and forgiveness I lack; not rationality. %\1\%
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Post by The Bride on Dec 2, 2006 15:39:43 GMT -5
((It's lucky for Kellie that the Bride is patient...))
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Kellie
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Post by Kellie on Dec 5, 2006 3:37:30 GMT -5
Ok...solar plexis...um, what was the next one? *screws up her face, thinking* Oh yeah, I have to remember "SING". So "S" is done..."I". What was "I"? *scans her own body for anything that happens to start with the letter "I"* Ok, I give up, what was "I" again?
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The Bride
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It's mercy, compassion, and forgiveness I lack; not rationality. %\1\%
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Post by The Bride on Dec 5, 2006 15:05:27 GMT -5
"Instep. Where the foot meets the leg."
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Kellie
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Post by Kellie on Dec 8, 2006 16:27:00 GMT -5
Oh, ok. Thanks. So solar flare, instep..."N". Um...oh! Knee! Ok. Solar flare, instep, knee..."G". Crap, what's "G"?
*sighs*
Is this really important?
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The Bride
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It's mercy, compassion, and forgiveness I lack; not rationality. %\1\%
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Post by The Bride on Dec 9, 2006 7:34:04 GMT -5
"G stands for groin. I'm just giving you basic information, so that if you're ever attacked, you'll know where to strike."
*To demonstrate this, the Bride goes over to another girl in the class and grabs her from behind. After flailing her arms a bit, the girl digs her elbow into the Bride's stomach*
"Good. You've all progrssed nicely."
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