Otto
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Post by Otto on Jul 7, 2007 22:03:41 GMT -5
*Otto sauntered into the opera house as if he owned it, ignoring the indignant glares of the humans at seeing a cat inside the opera. So, this was the place his human had written that silly play about. Not bad. It was rather shiny, with lots of lovely high places for him to climb to. He sat on the head of an naked woman statue and watched the people.*
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Tia
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Post by Tia on Jul 7, 2007 22:06:02 GMT -5
((YOU ARE MY HERO! *hearts*))
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Post by George W. Bush on Jul 7, 2007 22:56:40 GMT -5
George walked into the opera. Seeing the naked ladies, he wondered if he had walked into some kind of whorehouse or fancy sex shop. He was about to look around when he spotted a cat.
"Hi, kitty!" he cried, melting like butter at the sight of the adorable creature. He went over to pet the cat.
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Otto
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Post by Otto on Jul 7, 2007 23:03:06 GMT -5
Who does he think he is?
*Otto couldn't stand stupid humans, and he could tell just by looking that this one was a prime example. He laid back his ears and hissed.*
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Post by George W. Bush on Jul 7, 2007 23:04:22 GMT -5
George stepped back a little but then moved forward, his arm outstretched. "Shhhh, it's okay, kitty, Uncle George ain't gonna hurt you."
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Otto
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Post by Otto on Jul 7, 2007 23:10:47 GMT -5
*If he could have, Otto would have snorted in laughter. Instead he gave him the most disdainful look he could muster.*
'Uncle George?' How stupid does he think I am?
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Post by George W. Bush on Jul 7, 2007 23:12:54 GMT -5
"Awww, you poor thing, you're so scared! Know what? I'm gonna take you home. You need a name, too. Hmmm... I'll call you... Mrs. Muffin!" he decided, grinning gleefully.
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Otto
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Post by Otto on Jul 7, 2007 23:21:35 GMT -5
If you even think about bringing me to your den, I will shred your most valued body parts to ribbons so fast you'd hardly notice until I'm long gone.
*He considered voicing the threat out loud and seeing him shriek and run, but he'd been acting so dense so far, that he would probably think it was cute. Instead, Otto hissed and swiped razor sharp claws across his arm.*
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Post by George W. Bush on Jul 7, 2007 23:23:35 GMT -5
((No he won't. He'll scream about the terr'rists. )) "Ow!" he yelped. "Don't make me call the Secret Service!"
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Otto
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Post by Otto on Jul 7, 2007 23:27:34 GMT -5
*Otto hissed again. He'd have to resort to drastic measures.*
"If you value your life and your gonads, human, do not touch me."
*He stood up on the naked statue's head and unsheathed all of his claws in warning.*
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Post by George W. Bush on Jul 7, 2007 23:50:25 GMT -5
George screamed like a young girl. "TERR'IST CAT!!!" he shouted before running out of what he had supposed was a whorehouse or sex shop.
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Otto
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Post by Otto on Jul 7, 2007 23:57:02 GMT -5
*Otto blinked, and washed his paw.*
Humans are soweird.
((Anyone else?))
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Post by Katie Scarlett on Jul 7, 2007 23:59:45 GMT -5
*Katie flounced in and rushed over to the kitty* Aw, look at you, shug. You're just precious.
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Otto
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Post by Otto on Jul 8, 2007 0:04:10 GMT -5
*Otto looked at her with disdain. He hoped she wasn't quite as annoying as the last person to try and pet him.*
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Post by Katie Scarlett on Jul 8, 2007 0:06:26 GMT -5
*She pouted prettily* Do you not like people, shug?
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