Luigi Largo
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I WILL SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE!%\0\%
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Post by Luigi Largo on Apr 26, 2009 19:06:44 GMT -5
Luigi was pissed, some gentern poured coffee on his second favorite shirt of the day and was two seconds close to stabbing her right between the eyes.
In fact the knife was out and he was ready to strike.
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Post by Prince Charming on Apr 26, 2009 19:12:50 GMT -5
Charming stared at the elevator doors in a rather bored fashion, ducking his head so he wouldn't bump it against the ceiling.
This was not because the prince was ridiculously tall, he was in fact of a perfect height, it was because the prince was up on his high horse.
Literally.
The girl behind the counter in GeneCo's lobby had stared at the white horse trotting towards and into the elevator, but a smile from Charming had prevented any actual fuss.
Now the familiar 'ping' came and the prince directed his white stallion out of the elevator and into the right room.
"Leave her alone, you ruffian!"
There was passion in his voice, but only because there should be. Something about Charming just screamed 'routine'.
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Luigi Largo
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Post by Luigi Largo on Apr 26, 2009 19:14:11 GMT -5
Luigi turned with a start "What the fu** are you suppose to be?"
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Post by Prince Charming on Apr 26, 2009 19:15:46 GMT -5
"Why, I am Prince Charming, of course!" Charming said with a smile that probably had copyright attached to it.
"Now, kindly let the lady go."
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Luigi Largo
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Post by Luigi Largo on Apr 26, 2009 19:17:05 GMT -5
Luigi dropped the gentern not so kindly and looked Charming up and down, well looked the horse then Charming "What are you doing on a horse?"
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Post by Prince Charming on Apr 26, 2009 19:19:58 GMT -5
"It's what I do. The knight in shining armor thing," Charming replied as he dismounted with impossible grace.
If he was to sweep away the girl he'd have to pick her up first, it appeared.
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Luigi Largo
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Post by Luigi Largo on Apr 26, 2009 19:23:59 GMT -5
Luigi looked down at the shocked gentern with a sneer, he almost felt bad for what he had been about to do, but not really. Normally if his father or Mag or someone else had stopped (everyone else but Pavi) he would have felt worse. But this guy here, was more than confusing him.
"Knight in shining armor my ass, if that horse sh**'s on the carpet I am going to kill you."
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Post by Prince Charming on Apr 26, 2009 19:27:50 GMT -5
"Don't worry, he's perfect... though if you insist, I suppose we could have the whole battle-to-the-death thing before I sweep her away." Charming shrugged.
With that he pushed back his jacket a bit, showing the handle of his rapier.
"You're the bad guy, I suppose... so it's your choice, really."
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Luigi Largo
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Post by Luigi Largo on Apr 26, 2009 19:31:52 GMT -5
Luigi like his father also carried around a sword, but he never used it, he was more of a dagger fella. But if it was a sword fight the sparkly fella wanted he'd give it to him, even though he had no idea how to use it.
He drew his sword and came at him.
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Post by Prince Charming on Apr 26, 2009 19:36:08 GMT -5
Charming sighed as he drew his rapier, striking an appropriately heroic pose.
"I feel I have to warn you, my swordsmanship is perfect."
Everything about him was perfect, he was Prince fucking Charming.
Kill the bad guy, beat the rival, save the girl, marry the girl, have about seven children of varying ages with the girl thanks to one night of sex that was only perfect to her... that was what he did.
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Luigi Largo
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Post by Luigi Largo on Apr 26, 2009 19:39:05 GMT -5
Luigi rolled his eyes and began basically chopping at charming, waiting for an opening to stab him.
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Post by Prince Charming on Apr 26, 2009 19:43:43 GMT -5
Charming dodged and parried in a way that seemed almost bored.
He knew he was going to get hurt. Prince Charming always got hurt.
Someone had once decided it wouldn't be properly heroic, saving someone without being wounded yourself... and thus he was stuck with it.
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Luigi Largo
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Post by Luigi Largo on Apr 26, 2009 19:47:25 GMT -5
Luigi finally found a hole and lunged foreward stabbing Charming in the chest "Ha!"
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Post by Prince Charming on Apr 26, 2009 19:58:16 GMT -5
Charming stared down at the blade penetrating his chest.
He should do an epic monologue now... he should give the girl something to angst about... he should... he should...
Something else overcame his sense of duty as he watched a perfect dark-red stain begin to form.
"Dude, this is my favorite shirt!"
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Luigi Largo
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Post by Luigi Largo on Apr 26, 2009 20:09:44 GMT -5
Luigi started up at the man and raised an eyebrow, he suddenly didn't want to kill him anymore. Some of the mans blood had gotten on the sleeve of his shirt and he promptly ripped it off and started to put on another one "I can certainly understand that."
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