Captain Spaulding
- Masterful Virgin -
If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.
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Post by Captain Spaulding on Sept 20, 2008 16:58:49 GMT -5
Full Name: Captain Spaulding (aka Cutter) Fandom: POTO, original, other (specify)? House of 1000 Corspes/Devil’s Rejects Age: Pushing 60. Height: 6’ 2” Build: Rotund, formerly muscled but has obviously let himself go. Hair: Nothing left on top, but scruffy beard. Eyes: Jaundiced. Nationality: Texan. Job: Purveyor of Captain Spaulding’s Museum of Monsters and Madmen and master at the art of cooking some fine fried chicken. Personality: Mean. Self-centered and snarky, willing to do anything for the right price. Don’t mess with him if you want to keep all your parts in order. Life Story (as much as you want us to know): Recently arrived to Paris, not much is known about the events leading up to his relocation. Though there are rumors of a lot of violence and several deaths in Ruggsville, Texas about the time he got up and out of there. Just set up shop in Paris, a gas station that houses a collection of oddities and freaks of nature and even a murder ride. Stop on by and make sure to pick up some fried chicken!
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Max
- Ingenious Pilot -
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Why isn't the issue here who I am?
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Post by Max on Sept 20, 2008 17:24:15 GMT -5
((OMG O_<))
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Post by Irene on Sept 20, 2008 23:18:22 GMT -5
((*Thought this would be Groucho Marx at first*))
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Captain Spaulding
- Masterful Virgin -
If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.
Posts: 16
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Post by Captain Spaulding on Sept 21, 2008 5:34:42 GMT -5
((Sorry to disappoint.))
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Post by Erik on Sept 22, 2008 9:42:18 GMT -5
((...I guess maybe this is where Pina and Shadi can end up.))
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Captain Spaulding
- Masterful Virgin -
If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.
Posts: 16
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Post by Captain Spaulding on Sept 23, 2008 6:37:35 GMT -5
((Sounds like a plan. His previous establishment didn't have a live act but he's always looking to expand.))
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Post by Erik on Sept 23, 2008 8:48:36 GMT -5
((Oh, hmm. Problem is, all I've got is live acts!))
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Captain Spaulding
- Masterful Virgin -
If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.
Posts: 16
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Post by Captain Spaulding on Sept 23, 2008 9:07:23 GMT -5
((Not a problem at all. I can totally swing a live act.))
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